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Why vampires hate a crucifix

Professor Mike
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We’ve all seen the movies and we know the best way to scare off an evil vampire is with anything religious, especially a crucifix.

So why are vampires hating on crucifixes? I’ll let Richard Pryor tell you:

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Professor Mike is a left-leaning, dog loving, political junkie. He has written dozens of articles for Substack, Medium, Simily, and Tribel. Professor Mike has been published at Smerconish.com, among others. He is a strong proponent of the environment, and a passionate protector of animals. In addition he is a fierce anti-Trumper. Take a moment and share his work.
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Bobby3036
12 years ago

This may be an oldie but it still makes me laugh my ass off. I miss Richard Pryor.

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Bill Formby
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12 years ago

I miss him as well Bobby.

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