Santorum’s Cash Cow: Gals should put Bayer Aspirin Between Knees
This whole contraception debate is just so new-fangled, says billionaire investor and mega-funder to the super PAC supporting former Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) for President, Foster Friess.
In a simpler time, there were other ways to deal with female sexual desire. “Back in my day, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly,” he said Thursday on MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell Reports, setting the host back for moment.
The general conversation was about Santorum’s past statements about contraception, who once said that it was “harmful to women.”
The full exchange:
Mitchell:Do you have any concerns about some of his comments on social issues, contraception, about women in combat, and whether that would hurt his general election campaign would he be the nominee?Friess: I get such a chuckle when these things come out. Here we have millions of our fellow Americans unemployed, we have jihadist camps being set up in Latin America, which Rick has been warning about, and people seem to be so preoccupied with sex. I think it says something about our culture. We maybe need a massive therapy session so we can concentrate on what the real issues are. And this contraceptive thing, my gosh, it’s such inexpensive. Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.
Mitchell: Excuse me, I’m just trying to catch my breath from that, Mr. Friess, frankly.
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I used to hear this as a nickel so the trick was to offer the girl a dime for her nickel back in the day. Trust me, the girls were much smart than we boys thought they were. I think that all men who believe this way should be forced to wear a male version of a chastity belt. Maybe the iron underwear will make them think a little. I was watching this when he made the comment and Andrea Mitchell was completely speechless for a moment.
I was watching it as well Bill, which is why I had to include the video with Andrea’s demeanor. First time I’ve seen her flustered.
So it’s basically keep yer legs shut girls, even though us wimminz like the sexy time, lest we be labeled as sluts. They’ve been harping about the Jihadists since AEI came up with that last year. It’s never ending fear or torture porn with these people. They get off on it, like the rest of us get off in other sane ways. Bunch of whiners afraid to fly their freak flags and think the rest of us have to be the same way. No thanks, my freak flag flies proudly.
The new GOP. How proud Lincoln would be.
This was an old joke when I was in grade school, and it wasn’t funny back then. Jihadist camps in Latin America? Probably equipped with black helicopters, too. Maybe instead of throwing money at Ol’ Frothy he should be laying in a supply of tinfoil.