Catholics Threaten Jon Stewart Over Vagina Mangers

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The Catholic League, a super religious group of fanatics, has threatened to launch a boycott against the sponsors of Daily Show host Jon Stewart over a segment that featured “vagina mangers.”

“We are asking Stewart to apologize,” Catholic League president Bill Donohue said in a statement. “If he does not, we will mobilize Protestants, Jews, Mormons and Muslims to join us in a boycott of his sponsors.”

“Moreover, we will not stop with a boycott; there are other things that can be done to register our outrage,” he added. “We are prepared to spend the money it takes to make this a nationwide issue, and we are prepared to stay the course.”

In the segment, which aired on April 16, Stewart mocked Fox News for criticizing the phrase “war on women.” He noted that the 24 hour news network had been promoting the phrase “war on Christmas” for years.

“What can women do to generate the same sense of outrage from Fox as” the alleged war on Christmas, Stewart asked. “Perhaps they could play into the theme. Maybe women could protect their reproductive organs from unwanted medical intrusions with vagina mangers.”

When Stewart finished, a picture of a nude women with a nativity scene ornament between her leg appeared beside him.

Donohue described it as an “unprecedented vulgar assault on Christians.”

Many thanks to Raw Story for this article.

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Jason
12 years ago

Good for Jon Stewart. He needs to stick to his guns and refuse to ever bow into the demands of the wack jobs.

Jess
12 years ago

Jezebel has it right about this assboil, who seems to be a one man show as far as the Catholic League goes..

“Offended by the presence of a religious figure in front of a vagina? Has Bill Donohue ever looked at a statue of the Virgin Mary? That chick’s constantly standing in front of gaping vaginal cave entrances. Half the time she looks like a vagina.”
http://jezebel.com/5903149/church-group-calls-for-boycott-of-the-daily-show-over-hilarious-vagina-manger-joke

Erin Nanasi
12 years ago

Hey, if it works, why not? I’ll wrap my lower torso in tinsel and shove communion wafers between my knees if it’ll keep the GOP out.

Jess
Reply to  Erin Nanasi
12 years ago

Might get a yeast infection if you put too many of them there wafers near yer hooha wrapped in tinsel. Never know what kind of shit the factory had where the tinsel was made. Just sayin is all, protect the hooha at all costs, it comes in useful for the menz and battery operated rabbits 🙂

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