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Okay, so I’m exaggerating. But even you have to admit that doing gay porn is less shameful than being a politician these days. If you really think about it, there’s not much difference between being a whore on camera and being a whore in a suit- the only difference is that there’s less nudity and carpet burns.
At any rate, the republicans don’t seem to understand that President Obama didn’t create this mess; he inherited it. Let me reiterate that for those of you in the cheap seats: HE INHERITED IT. George W. Bush, was the one who dropped the ball on 9/11, dragged us into two wars, gutted public education, allowed the Wall Street douchebags to rape our economy, and let New Orleans drown in its own filth when a hurricane tore through it.
Over the past three years, the Republicans have been merciless in their attacks upon the President. They hate him because he’s a liberal. They hate him because he’s a socialist. They hate him because he’s a communist. They hate him because he’s a fascist. They hate him because he’s a Nazi. Did I forget to mention that they think he’s the anti-Christ?
That’s rather stupid because the last time I checked, wasn’t the anti-Christ supposed to DESTROY the world instead of help HEAL it?
The Republicans and the Tea Party have done everything they can short of an armed revolt to bring the President down. And why? Why do they hate him so much? What has he done to them? Nothing whatsoever.
You know what I think the problem really is? Nobody wants to say it, but I will. They hate him because he’s a black man. Think about it- if we had a white democrat in office, the Republicans would still be pissed off, but they wouldn’t be anywhere NEAR as venomous. They hate the fact that an educated man of COLOR is sitting in the oval office. The white people in this country have always been deathly afraid of losing their place in the pecking order, and now that we have a black man in office, it’s only a matter of time before we have a woman as President, or God forbid- a MEXICAN!
Racism in this country has gotten completely out of control since Obama was elected in 2008. It’s almost like the civil rights movement NEVER happened. I have to wonder- did all the white people suddenly succumb to mass insanity? Because it sure seems that way to me.
But here’s the kicker- with all of the asshole pundits talking smack, NONE of them have the balls to come out and say what they’re really thinking when it comes to Obama. If you watch Fox news or listen to Rush Limbaugh, there’s always a subtext to their words- they’ve called him every name in the book except one. And it’s a word they would NEVER say in public, but I’m sure they’ve called him away from the spotlight:
They think he’s an uppity nigger.
Now, before you get upset at me for using that word, keep in mind that I don’t think of President Obama that way.
Just once, I would dearly love for one of these assholes to show their true colors and use the ‘N’ word and ‘Obama’ in the same sentence. You just know they’re dying to say it. So here’s my challenge to every Teabbagger, Republican, Fox News shitbag, and conservative commentator- GROW SOME BALLS AND SAY WHAT YOU’RE REALLY THINKING.
But of course, they won’t. None of them have the courage of their ‘so-called’ convictions and want to lose their cushy jobs. They don’t want to be ostracized by a mature society for their bigoted attitudes and small minds. They just want to keep bullying people and passing the buck. That’s what they’re good at.
Lucky me, I have the courage of my convictions. When George W. Bush was in office, I said so many nasty things about him that I’d be amazed if the FBI didn’t open a file on me. Hell, the last time I passed through Midland, Texas, I stopped for gas and saw a big sign on the road that said, WELCOME TO MIDLAND, HOMETOWN OF PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH. I pointed to it and asked one of the locals, “Are you seriously proud of that?”
I’ll even go so far as to make fun of Congressman Allen West of Florida, a black teabagger.
Insult #1: Hey, Allen- you do realize that you’re the only black man in America who listens to Lawrence Welk, right?
Insult #2: Hey, Allen- why are you being so mean to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz? I thought black guys liked white chicks with chunky asses.
Insult #3: Dude, I think I know why you’re so angry. You’re upset that Steve Urkel got booted off DANCING WITH THE STARS, aren’t you?
See how easy that was? And I didn’t have to resort to using the ‘N’ word. Not that I ever would, being a liberal means that I have an intelligence and creativity that your average conservative moron could never hope to match.
So come on, Ted Nugent! Release that inner redneck and fire up that burning cross! Come out and say it!
How about you, Hannity? You know you’re just foaming at the mouth to say it! Unstarch that underwear and stop combing your hair with buttered toast and live a little! Show us who you really are! SAY IT!
And Glenn Beck? Strip off that Nazi uniform and stop crying! I’ll give you a crate full of Kleenex if you just say what’s really on your pea-sized mind!
If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again- Republicans are idiots.
Let me point out how illogical their thought process is: If you think about it, Barack Obama truly is a living example of the American dream and what it represents. He came from nothing and worked his way through Harvard Law School, decided to give something back by becoming a community organizer in Chicago, became a law professor, then a senator, and finally, the President of the United States.
Now you tell me, name one other country on Earth where something like that is possible. Racism isn’t something you’re born with, folks- it’s born of fear and ignorance. You can rise above it.
All you have to do is try.