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Obama was born in 1961, but as early as 1966, he was practicing hiding his money. When he was in Kindergarten, using legally earned pocket money, he opened at an account at a local bank in Honolulu. Fox News is not saying exactly how much money was in the account, but it is in the region of $25.
Fox News points out that $25 was a lot of money in 1966 and it should not be taken lightly. They added it will not be reported as a trivial amount even though it was a trivial amount, the fact that it was offshore is enough to get the Obama campaign off Mitt Romney’s back. Honolulu is only 4895.8 miles from the Cayman Islands, that makes them neighbors, this geographic point is one that Fox News intend to hammer home.At six years-of-age, Obama was forced to leave Hawaii for several years, probably to escape investigation by government banking regulators, but he returned and attended the exclusive Punahou School.
How could he afford to pay for it? Some reports say he was a smart kid and got a scholarship, but Fox News doesn’t believe that story. They will insist it was all the chores he did as a youngster and they have 450 witnesses who will testify they saw him taking out the trash for his grandfather, Stanley Dunham.
Grandfathers are supposed to give you things without you asking for them. But not Stanley Dunham. He encouraged Obama to work for money and then hide it in the unsuspecting Hawaiian banking system. Fox News says the banks in Hawaii are completely innocent. The dozens of dollars that Obama filtered through their system is not their fault and no prosecutions are likely.
So, a mistake Obama made as an infant, has come back to haunt him. If only he had said to his grandfather “take the trash out yourself.”