Ode to Anglo Romney

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Romney’s a Michigander

He ain’t no black outlander

Fight, fight, fight

Cuz Romney’s white

We can see his Anglo might

The trees are the right height

Fight, fight, fight

Cuz Romney’s white

Ryan’s got ’em in a snit

Hey girl, is your rape legit?

Fight, fight, fight

Cuz Romney’s white

He won’t release his taxes

The records or the faxes

Fight, fight, fight

Cuz Romney’s white

Mitt and Paul sure have the cure

To rid us of the poor

Fight, fight, fight

Cuz Romney’s white

All that matters is that they

Know exactly what to say

Fight, fight, fight

Cuz Romney’s white

A demographic winter

Causing quite a global splinter

Fight, fight, fight

Cuz Romney’s white

They want that black guy out

But racism they don’t tout

Fight, fight, fight

Cuz Romney’s white

And they’ll do everything they can

To give it back to the Anglo man

So fight, fight, fight

Cuz Romney’s white

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Erin Nanasi

Erin Nanasi is an avid underwater basket weaver, with a penchant for satire and the odd wombat reference.
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11 years ago

You’ve got to love a rhyming message!

Scott Amundsen
11 years ago

roflol ><

Reply to  Scott Amundsen
11 years ago

I lost a rummy game to write this. I was obsessed for an hour.

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