Ode to Anglo Romney
Romney’s a Michigander
He ain’t no black outlander
Fight, fight, fight
Cuz Romney’s white
We can see his Anglo might
The trees are the right height
Fight, fight, fight
Cuz Romney’s white
Ryan’s got ’em in a snit
Hey girl, is your rape legit?
Fight, fight, fight
Cuz Romney’s white
He won’t release his taxes
The records or the faxes
Fight, fight, fight
Cuz Romney’s white
Mitt and Paul sure have the cure
To rid us of the poor
Fight, fight, fight
Cuz Romney’s white
All that matters is that they
Know exactly what to say
Fight, fight, fight
Cuz Romney’s white
A demographic winter
Causing quite a global splinter
Fight, fight, fight
Cuz Romney’s white
They want that black guy out
But racism they don’t tout
Fight, fight, fight
Cuz Romney’s white
And they’ll do everything they can
To give it back to the Anglo man
So fight, fight, fight
Cuz Romney’s white
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