The Condom is The New Symbol of American Government
There are several iconic images that give an impression of American government and power. The White House, the Stars and Stripes, the United States Capitol building, but in these days of getting nothing done, the new symbol of American government has to be the humble condom.
A condom allows for inflation
Destroys the next generation
Protects a bunch of dicks
Gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
The late, great social philosopher Lawrence “Yogi” Berra is credited with saying “It’s déjà vu all over again,” referring to Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris constantly hitting back-to-back home runs for the Yankees in the early ’60s. This “Yogi-ism” aside, déjà vu, literally “already seen,” is the illusion of having previously experienced something actually being encountered for the first time, a term used in psychology. The phrase is French; it was first used and perhaps coined by Emile Boirac (1851–1917), a French philosopher and parapsychologist.