What does your daddy do for a living?
Children say the darndest things and we often give them too little credit. Enjoy this little gem:
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up – fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman… and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.”
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?”
“No,” the boy said, “He works for the National Republican Party and helped to get Mitt Romney to run for president; but it’s too embarrassing for me to have to say that in front of the other kids.”
Hat tip to Paul Steinberg
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Christ! For an awful moment I thought you’d tracked down my daughter!!!
Yeah, I would want my kid to admit to that either.
Very, very funny!
Ha! 🙂