ObamaCare: Republicans Lie For Our Own Good
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While the above may be the truth about ObamaCare we all know Republicans must lie in order to have a chance of defunding it. After all a CNN poll today indicated 59% of Americans do not want ObamaCare defunded if it means a government shutdown. This can only mean one thing; my republican party must tell more lies about the horrors of ObamaCare.
It’s a tried and true strategy of my party that isn’t being used enough to kill this socialist health insurance bill. After all it would insure everyone and make people too ill to get health insurance able to get health insurance at the same rates those fortunate enough not to be too ill to get health insurance.
In doing my part to support the death of ObamaCare I submit that it will actually lead to euthanasia as now the IRS will be involved in health care decisions as it’s their job to tax and fine people to ensure compliance. The IRS will see vast amounts it can collect from “death taxes” and order doctors to let people die. Most likely they will deny even end of life treatments like morphine drips to ease pain so estates will be worth more so they can confiscate the hard earned life savings of the dead.
My good friend Mark Sanford, now a Congressman, spent years convincing his Argentine hottie that his penis was bigger than average and he was the greatest lover since Valentino. It turned out good for him, as will our country once our campaign of obfuscation and untruths takes firm hold.
As the greatest president and American of all time, Ronald Reagan taught us, never let the truth stand in the way of a good anecdote. To this day many of my fellow republicans use Reagan’s story about GM needing 20,000 employees just for it’s government paperwork. When told GM only had 5,000 people for all it’s paperwork President Reagan used his figures anyway. It was for the good of America, and that’s the ultimate truth which makes any untruth we republicans say true.
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I thought all politicians lied not just some? Me? Cynical? Never!
The sane are not part of our base so we don’t care about them Rachael. Anything approaching sanity we just label as America hating and our base is giddy over it.
Misplaced outrage is our best weapon.
Joe, your republican leaders, both old new, lie to their base because their base wouldn’t have it any other way. Most republican leaderships know what the truth is, know what the right thing to do is, but if they acted on it, nobody would vote for them. I would say most politicians are independents if the truth be told, but fall in line on demand or risk losing the cushy little racket they are running in DC.
Sorry Joe. No sane people trust republicans. They lie too much.