Rick Santorum: Movies Are Devil’s Playground

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Rick Santorum, Jesus Jumper Extraordinaire, is now in the movie business.  The Jesus movie business of course.  He is asking you to do whatever you can to free movie theaters from the Devil’s clutches by purchasing tickets to his upcoming movie, The Christmas Candle.

The former presidential candidate appeared on the Trinity Broadcasting Network last week to plug the new movie of his film company EchoLight Studios, which apparently is in a state of internal strife after his arrival as CEO.

While speaking on a network where televangelists on a daily basis tell viewers that God will reward them financially if they send in contributions, the former senator and presidential candidate spent most of the time criticizing movies for being too materialistic.

Santorum, who has previously said that Satan has control over mainline Protestantism and universities, thanked viewers in advance for seeing the movie.

“This is a tough business, this is something that we’re stepping out,” Santorum said, “and the Devil for a long, long time has had this, these screens, for his playground and he isn’t going to give it up easily.”

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10 years ago

Well he would be good for a giggle if you elected him – he might kill us all but at least we’d die laughing eh?

Jess
10 years ago

Dafuq you say. Movies are the devil’s playground but no matter, please come watch my movie. Irony went into a death spiral and finally gave up the ghost with these assboils. Now get thee to googling santorum, so we keep his name right up there as a what not to do.

Rachael
10 years ago

And this guy was a candidate for president. How incredible.

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