- CRITTER TALK
- NEWS I FIND INTERESTING
Billy No Mates IS neutered I hasten to add. As responsible cat owners we are aware that there are more than enough cats in the world and by neutering him we are ‘doing our bit’ to protect him from FIV and FELV and so forth. (For the uninitiated FIV is the cat version of AIDS – give or take – and FELV is the cat version of – I’ve forgotten – anyways it’s a nasty illness that will kill them as it will kill us. Feline Leukemia? – How DO you spell that? Oh good grief – I have an English ‘O’ Level and I can’t spell it. My apologies, I am getting old and prone to forgetfulness. Or is it ‘forgetfullness’ with another ‘l’. Oh I don’t know, it’s hopeless).
Anyway. Billy No Mates continues on his adventures oblivious to the world – and good for him eh? If only we could all be oblivious to the world!
Gracie Mae The Fruit Bat is currently ‘having an issue’ with Marie Bug as Marie Bug has decided that Gracie Mae The Fruit Bat is her arch enemy. We have no idea why Marie Bug has reached this conclusion but, then again, we aren’t cats are we?
Anyway, Gracie Mae The Fruit Bat has taken to Billy No Mates as her protector and he is, currently, living up to Gracie Mae The Fruit Bat’s expectations.
Well, at least he hasn’t tried to shag her yet, and for Billy No Mates that is a plus!