Crazy Christians: If Only Adolf Hitler Had Prayed for Salvation

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Did you know that the Christians believe that in order to go to heaven, a mythological place dreamed up by some ancient desert dwellers with little to do but stare at the stars, all you have to do is embrace the Jesus as your Lord and Savior? Apparently that goes for everyone, rich, poor, good, bad, really, really bad, and so on.

It doesn’t matter, however, if you lived a really good life, one filled with charitable works, and good deeds, if you fail to accept the Jesus into your life, because you will go straight to hell, a mythological place made up by ancient desert dwellers with little to do but stare at the stars.

Christians will have you believe that Adolf Hitler was an Atheist. It’s not true. Herr Hitler was a Christian, who quoted the bible, and encouraged his military to have faith in God, as evidenced by their belt buckles, patches, rings, flags and etc. which were emblazoned with the words “Gott mit uns” meaning “God with us” as they murdered millions of innocent people.  After all with God on your side anything is possible.

The Christians, of course, vehemently deny that Der Fuehrer was anything but a Godless heathen who would be condemned forever to the fiery pit, unless…….

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9 years ago

What is wrong with you people! God would of forgave his filthy spirit no matter what he did! Yeah he did ALOT of bad things but if he relized he was wrong and asked God to forgive him then thats a good thing!

Berta Leyton
9 years ago

It’s a shame how many people learn from Hollywood movies.
Everybody knows how ignorant mosto of americans can be…but this website seems to be the headquarter of unpolite and desinformed people in all world.

The holocaust is a hoax without evidence. I can show you a couple of picture and tell you a lie (same thing)

Not yo Momma
10 years ago

I love reading your articles. Thank you!

Anonymous
10 years ago

reductio ad hitlerum

John Doe
10 years ago

If they thought Hitler was an evil Atheist, maybe the ultra right-wing Roman Catholic group from Croatia – The Ustaša – would be more to their liking. These guys made the SS look like boy scouts with their cruelty and barbarism during WW II – even the Nazis were afraid of them. The Roman Catholic church even helped many flee to escape arrest for war crimes after the war…

Max
10 years ago

Actually, just to be pedant, and without dwelling too much into the questionable Christianity of our friend Adolf (it could have very well been that he was simply paying lip-service to religion, just like many a leader has done), he would have not be in heaven since he killed himself. You could use Stalin or Mao though, bigger butchers than Hitler, who, by the way, were, at least officially, an atheist.

That said, any organisation that is willing to forgive a mass murderer, as the Catholic church has done with the members of, for example, the Argentine junta of 76. but rejects homosexuals or even divorced people is seriously fucked up.

bjam
10 years ago

I find it too often that many people of the religious right confuse the Nazi party with the Communist party.

Reply to  bjam
10 years ago

That’s not surprising. Most Americans also think socialism is the same thing as communism.

They also do not understand that 100% of all countries identifying themselves as “Communist” are really totalitarian regimes that bear no resemblance to communism. They use the terms communist and socialist to hide what they are really doing.

I have previously posted on MMA about this and compared true socialist societies with the USA in terms of the levels of education, health care, resident’s happiness, and per-capita income.

10 years ago

I am not a bit shocked or surprised at the christian hypocrisy. As always, there is not lie too outrageous, stupid, or evil that they will not use to promote their self-serving agenda.

Rachael
10 years ago

Mike this just blows my mind. I had no idea about the Gott Mit Uns thing. Thanks for educating me and I’m still shocked at the hypocrisy.

Thomas Smith
Reply to  Rachael
10 years ago

i always find it amusing that some people use Hitler as the epitome of evil, because he killed a lot of people
From my knowledge of european history he was well within the historical tradition of warfare in Europe.
For real evil i would nominate the leaders of the slavery system here in the americas who not only enslaved people but purposely bred people like animals, and raped women and children for 300 years!! Believe me being dead is NOT the worse thing that can happen to you!!!

Darius
Reply to  Thomas Smith
10 years ago

Fitting in with the crazy Christian thing, the bible condones both rape and slavery

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