Tradition demands Illinois republicans support Dan Rutherford for governor
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As a republican I have developed a strong appreciation for tradition and resistance to change. It is for this reason I implore all my fellow Illinois republicans to support Dan Rutherford in the upcoming primary.
Illinois has a rich tradition of electing self serving scumbags as our chief executive. From Dan Walker to George Ryan and Rod Blagojevich, we have done our best to save taxpayers money by electing scumbags who we can legally deny pensions. The man who best fits that taxpayer responsible policy is current state treasurer Dan Rutherford.
Dan is a man of principle even the lascious womanizer and left wing icon, Bill Clinton could be proud of. Dan has been accused, or his office or someone in it, and Dan won’t release any information about the complaints or investigation of sexual harassment. I can only assume “ass” had something to do with the complaint as you can’t spell “harASSment” without “ass.”
I really don’t know if Dan has been a good treasurer or not as Illinois also has a state comptroller and nobody knows what each other’s duties actually entail. But I do know we love scandal here in the Prarie State and there is nobody better equipped to give us some than Dan Rutheford.
One must feel badly for current governor and silly liberal gay loving, tax and spend even though he’s cut spending and tried to rein in government pensions, Pat Quinn. Pat’s biggest problem is his damn integrity. Definitely not what we Illinoisans want in our governor. Not even the democrats like him.
As for the republicans running in the primary I believe the team of Kirk Dillard and Jill Tracy are far and away the most capable. Dillard was on former governor, Jim Edgar’s staff and they by all accounts did a good job. Jill Tracy is a modest and effective legislator from my portion of the state. But she’s a lousy republican because she is neither stupid as Michelle Bachman or Marsha Blackburn, but she actually tries to accomplish things that better a region. For God’s sake! We republicans demand gridlock above all else. Nor does she seek vast amounts of publicity. So Dillard and Tracy are out.
That leaves Bill Brady and ultra rich guy, Bruce Rauner. Brady is qualified from the scumbag standpoint as he’s been a government employee as state senator for like 25 years even though he hates government. Not that we care about hypocrisy from our side. But he had his chance four years ago.
Bruce Rauner calls himself in his endless ads a “business guy.” We republicans don’t like the word “guy” used as we are for the most part mysoginists who prefer men run everything. I am not a contributing “guy” at MadMike’s America. I am a contributing man author. Rauner’s also flipped on minumum wage, he was against it before he was for it, and we demand absolute obedience to the tenet of cutting pay, benefits and rights to all workers. Or at least silence and obsfucation on the issue.
In ending I must once again remind my fellow Illinois republicans that it is our duty to remain loyal to tradition. We must support Dan Rutherford as our nominee for governor. The Cold War has never really ended. We must work to repeal the madness of Social Security and Mdicare and the Civil Rights Act. We must fight to keep change from happening. None better at this time to continue the proud traditions of the Illinois Governor’s office than Dan Rutherford.
Thank you and God bless America.
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No worries Jess. The chump doesn’t have a prayer. Rauner has already paid for all the votes he’ll need. Suks for Dillard/Tracy but it also means that damn honest populist do gooder Pat Quinn will get another term.
What’s happening here? I don’t even know this state anymore.
Here is me, wishing I lived in Ill so I could vote for him Joe. So sorry but I am not moving.