Jihadist John And The Missing Aeroplanes

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John, Paul, George and Ringo were The Beatles. That was ‘then’ and this is now. It appears that John, Paul, George and Ringo are now British jihadists somewhere in Syria holding American and British hostages. It appears they are ‘in charge’ of the hostage holding.

Nasser Muthana aka Jihadist John, center
Nasser Muthana aka Jihadist John, center

Their ‘nicknames’ seem to have come about because they are British citizens and said nicknames are not made up by the media but by other jihadists – slightly bizarrely, it is suggested the fourth jihadi Beatle isn’t nicknamed ‘Ringo’ at all but ‘Beatle’. Quite what Ringo has done to upset them so much they won’t even use his name as a nickname is a mystery but don’t be surprised if Ringo Starr gets a ‘fatwa’ issued against him shortly.

What the hell could old Ringo have done to not be included in the jihadi Beatle nicknames? The mind boggles!

In the meantime Jihadist John seems to be running the show as he is the one who has cut off the heads of two American journalists and, if he is to be believed, is about to cut off the head of a British aid worker shortly. An aid worker who has spent many years helping those in need and, as a reward, the jihadi’s think he should have his head chopped off.

Is there no end to this barbarism? Now a young Muslim lady from Scotland has joined the Islamic State and her parents are bereft and bewildered. A loving and much loved daughter turns jihadist and, it appears, the internet has much to answer for. A British woman married to a Muslim states she wants to be the first British Muslim woman to cut of the head off a British ‘kaffir’. Jesus H Bloody Christ! Where and when will this madness end???

Another particularly alarming thought is that the anniversary of 9/11 is approaching and the Islamists, having captured Syria’s Tripoli airport, now have several passenger planes under their control.

Now, if you add 1 plus 1 what do you get? It isn’t rocket science is it? They may or may not do what I’m thinking they may or may not do but it doesn’t really bare thinking about does it?

I took my wife’s car to be MOT’d today – that’s tested for road worthiness in Blighty – and, aware that I would be at the garage for a couple of hours, I popped into a cafe en route to get a bacon sandwich to eat as I read my newspaper. As I went into the cafe several customers and the staff were discussing the current situation regarding ‘British’ Islamists now fighting in Syria and precisely what should be done about them.

“Nuke ’em” I said with a wry smile as I walked in on the discussion.

“YES!!!” said every customer and staff member enthusiastically.

“Er…I was joking” I attempted to explain.

“No!” said a lady who turned out to be the cafe owner, “we should nuke all the Arabs and all the middle east. That would stop it! Great idea! Now, what can I get you?”

“A preferably radiation free bacon sandwich?” I said.

As she made me my bacon sandwich the customers and staff continued their discussion on the current ‘difficulties’ with Islam. By the time I had paid and was leaving the cafe they had come to the conclusion that, not only should the west ‘nuke’ the middle east out of existence but the west should also ’round up all the muzzies and shoot them.’  Then, apparently, and only then, could we ‘reclaim Britain’.

Now why didn’t I realise quite how simple the solution was to all Britain’s problems?

Silly me.

 

 

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Neil Bamforth

I am English first, British second and never ever European. I have supported Oldham Athletic FC for 50 years which has made me immune from depression. My taste buds have died due to too many red hot curries so I drink Kronenburg beer and milk - sometimes in the same glass. I have a wife, daughter, 9 cats and I like toast.
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Cherries
9 years ago

You should go to a different cafe ! !

How can Timmy despise all Muslims that’s just ridiculous. You mean extremists and that goes for all religions and races.

Reply to  Cherries
9 years ago

Correct Cherries. Extremists are the problem not ordinary religious people. Admittedly it is currently Islamists but give it 20 years and it’ll be some other lot.

Timmy Mahoney
9 years ago

I hate to say it, and feel bad about it, but I despise Muslims.

Bill Formby
Reply to  Timmy Mahoney
9 years ago

Yeah, I know Timmy. They extremists feel the same way about Christians. Therein lies the problem doesn’t it

Reply to  Bill Formby
9 years ago

It does indeed old bean…it does indeed

Reply to  Timmy Mahoney
9 years ago

You’d like the Mahmood’s a couple of doors down from me old bean. Lovely people and old Mrs Mahmood makes a mean curry which she brings to my summer bbq’s.

Mind you – they’re ‘westernised’ which. I admit, makes me far more comfortable – but, then again, as this IS the west shouldn’t it be so?

Glenn Geist
9 years ago

It’s funny but I offered the same solution to the same problem the other day and only 37.6% in jest. Nuke ’em! I’d never support it even if it were technically possible and not only because the fallout would waft around the world.

But it’s good to know the British are so much the same as are we colonials when it comes to such suggestions. It’s so frustrating not to be able to do what we wish there were some heavy handed deity to do our smiting for us without us having to worry about blame. It’s galling to realize that we can kill everyone on Earth in a few minutes but we can’t get satisfaction against the endless stream of evil.

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