Official Republican Response to Obama Immigration Speech

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Hey President Obama-America doesn’t need the Statue of Liberty anymore!

Although I didn’t actually watch President Obama’s pandering to illegal aliens speech last night, I know from being told what he’s said before by my good friends at Fox News and Rush Limbaugh and that’s immigration reform would destroy America.

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As usual the President told us how we “are a nation of immigrants” yada, yada, yada.   Then he had the audacity to say it was by the grace of God that we were born here. While that is true, the reason for the grace is that He chose us and not them. Logic dictates to even the atheist horde that infests this website that God does exist and he loves Americans. In His infinite wisdom He understands that we are now full.  Before this it was His grace that created America so the people He loved best would have somewhere to worship Him as they pleased (excluding Muslims of course).

Of course President Obama is also a conniving political calculator. He knows if he can bribe 5 million or so illegals and put them in patriotic republican districts, plus unilaterally grant them the right to vote, he can get the third term he dreams of and eventually have himself declared dictator by a Supreme Court he stacked with Mexican and Kenyan justices.

The truth is real Americans who appreciate great Americans like Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz don’t want your poor, your tired, or your desperate anymore. We have enough deadbeats and moochers lying around already. What we really need to do is remove Lady Liberty’s torch and give her an automatic rifle to guard our shores from the mobs of illegals who would come here to vote for Obama and take our welfare and freedom.

I understand the president told a “heartwarming” story about an illegal that hid from authorities and went to college, no doubt to learn the language well enough to fill out government assistance forms.

Some may say we republicans have no heart. No empathy. No compassion. That’s untrue. It’s because we want what’s best for illegals we want them to stay in their own countries. And instead of them coming here so we can deny them welfare it’s better we end all foreign aid so they can fend for themselves. Learning to be self sufficient would be far better than letting them come here and go to our schools and enjoy the security and opportunities they can’t get in their own countries.  It’s very selfish of “would be illegals” to want what we have, and just because our Nation, which was molded and built it into the greatest, most powerful nation in history, doesn’t mean we need immigrants anymore. We only want the descendants of those immigrants who came to build a better life for their children and grandchildren. We figure it’s our birthright and more immigrants coming here is like, as my friend Sarah Palin calls it, a “death tax.”

Don’t kill America President Obama. Listen to the wisdom of we republicans. We have great Americans like the Koch Brothers and great companies like Exxon/Mobil working hard for us. We don’t need a bunch of immigrants anymore.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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9 years ago

[…] Official Republican Response to Obama Immigration Speech […]

9 years ago

[…] Official Republican Response to Obama Immigration Speech […]

Timmy Mahoney
9 years ago

Awesome job! I’ll bet the Libs are going crazy over this one, until they recognize the satire. Love your stuff man.

Joe Hagstrom
9 years ago

How can you say the color of President Obama’s skin has anything to do with our Christian republican hatred of him Jess? Why my good friend Glen Beck just came to the defense of the black Bill Cosby when he pointed out that it was Cosby who was raped. We love Clarence Thomas and Herman Cain and that conservative black doctor who’s been ripping on democrats for a while also. See? They couldn’t find one righteous man in Sodom and Gomorrah before God destroyed them. I just found 4 black guys we like. That means God likes them too so we’re safe.
Now I appreciate you and Shaw coming to the misguided defense of illegals between cashing welfare checks and popping birth control pills but still ladies, Jesus wants our borders closed so American churches aren’t overrun with mooochers who only want to visit the soup kitchens and not contribute to the collection plate.

jess
Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
9 years ago

Ah yes, you forgot his name the other black dude, so much for him being an important black GoOper Rev. Ben “I can feel the fingers of God telling me to run for president” Carson. a) he was getting a prostate exam and needed some twilight sleep from being afeared of it, was having a good dream about things he wanted, so someone needs to ask dude to point on the dolly where the fingers of god touched him or this god dude was telling him pull my finger. Either way he’s got some god dude fingering him which is a whole other situation, he’ll have to explain to the homophobes in the ranks. This god guy has a great sense of the ridiculous, look at all the others he has told run for office, I’ll have your back.

signed JTFJ

Joe Hagstrom
Reply to  jess
9 years ago

Between readying the stop Obamacare lawsuit and making sure people that won’t vote republican have a hard time voting we good Christian republicans just don’t have time to remember the names of all the good ones Jess.
And if the devil can strangle the great evangelist and American Oral Roberts before being rebuked into stopping by his equally holy wife, then why can’t God nudge Dr. Carson towards running for office? In fact if God decides to extort millions from contributors to Carson’s campaign or he will “call him home” then I may just not donate so God can call him home and I can once and for all put this God denial of yours and the other atheists here to rest.

Admin
9 years ago

Praise the Jeebus and pass the BuyBull. It comes in handy at the most inauspicious times.

jess
9 years ago

Hey now, Obummer used his Buybull lurnins to push forward the idea you cannot be a doG fearing tian and getting rid of those immigrants here. Using their holy book against them, since they like to use it for everything under the sun, he turned it on them. I got back to thinking about that great man Commander Cuckoo Bananas when he was in office, went to war on lies and injured or killed many people and he is the god king but Obummer asking for that horrid of horrids, family values to keep families intact and he is the debbil, I will never understand it. I think it might just have something to do with the color of his skin but if I keep thinking that I am putting the GoOpers in a bad light and I surely do not want to do that because they are the true American patriots here.

9 years ago

Dear Mr. Joe,

Sarah “My Family Is A Bunch of Drunken Brawlers” Palin is so proud of you! You nailed her–and I mean that you’ve got her ideas about immigration down perfectly and you express them as though she were living in your head, rent free.

We moocher-loving Libruls give you and her credit for getting to the pith of the TeaPublicans’ rage over Obummer’s Non-Amnesty “amnesty” speech. See he was talking about compassion and, darn it, the TeaPublicans won’t have it! Remember Dubya’s “compassionate conservatism?” That actually meant that America should feel compassion for conservatives–conservatives like the Koch Brothers, and the corporate owners of Exxon-Mobile.

Now, who deserves our compassion more than billionaires and billionaires?

So when Obummer spoke to America about having “compassion” in not breaking up families, he enraged the TeaPublicans and their idea of who deserves that most noble of Christian values — Billionaires.

After all, without them, who would pollute our rivers and streams in their pursuit of more billions, thereby making more opportunities for employment in the environmental clean-up business?

Dog bless them all.

9 years ago

Hahahahahahaha! Awesome! 4-stars!

Joe Hagstrom
Reply to  BitcoDavid
9 years ago

You are a true patriot David.

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