Pregnant Texas Woman Says She Was Raped By A Pig

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Texas resident Angie Houston recently told Ellis County News that she expects to give birth to a baby pig.

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Houston alleges that one night she came home from a night of playing miniature golf and was pounced on and raped by a 400lb boar named Pete.

“People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story,” Houston said. “They ask how’d the pig get my panties off to mount me?  I wasn’t wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside me.”

Angie’s parents are supporting her claims. 

“Angie knows she can’t have sex until she’s married and she promises she hasn’t,” her father, Don Houston, said. “Pete’s always been an ornery pig, so it’s not surprising he raped our daughter. After this incident, I butchered Pete out.  The bacon I made him into is helping feed Angela and her baby; after all, she’s eating for two now and needs a lot of extra meat.”

Angie has refused to see an obstetrician to check her and the baby’s health or get a sonogram to see what the potential “pig baby” might look like.

“I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,” Angie said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant pig of some kind and it just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will be the case.

Story by Trending Stylist.

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Dan
7 years ago

I just had to click on this story. I’m sooo glad I did. Damn but that Pete is a handsome brute. She should be proud!

Bill Formby
7 years ago

I hope someone follows up on this so when the little kid is born we can all call her a slut for making up this lie. I mean, she is no looker, but I would not call her a sow just yet. On a serious note, if this is true, Sows have litters of up to 9 to 12 piglets so this could be interesting.

jess
Reply to  Bill Formby
7 years ago

Nah, she shouldn’t be slut shamed due to ignorance and possible deficiencies in the brain department. This is what abstinence education through idiots has wrought with the aspirin between the knees method of contraception and other nonsense. In this day and age no one should be that ignorant about how babby is formed, NO ONE. It’s likely going to get worse for education in Texas too, since a home schooling mom has been put on the Texas board of education. You would think as big a state as that they would want their kids to amount to something other than brood mares. We have been trying for 6 years to get preggers and someone like this manages to be impregnated by a pig. No justice at all. Maybe I should go to Mexico and join one of those sex with animal shows if my last resort IVF treatments in July don’t work 😉 I’ll talk to hubby about that see what he says.

7 years ago

Having sent this over to our Mikey I can’t piss myself laughing twice…but I did the first time! Only in America? 🙂

Besides he wrote it a damn sight better than I would have!

Joe Hagstrom
7 years ago

We should all be thankful she is a woman of faith and chose not to abort the baby pig.

jess
7 years ago

Damn this is some next level avoidance of talking about sex, because it’s only sluts that have the sex before marriage isn’t it? I dunno, I never wear panties either, except during my favorite aunt Flo’s monthly visit and I have never once had a pig want to mount me so it could live on in eternity through me and its babby, unless it was the two legged kind of pig. It’s like these people have no idea how babby is formed or something like that. I’d say it might be looking like her daddy as stupid as he sounds. Children, this is what inbreeding does to your brain just say no.

Glenn Geist
7 years ago

We’ll have to wait and see, but my money is on it looking just like Rick Perry.

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