Pregnant Woman Who Claimed She Was Raped By Pig Now Says It Was a Horse

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A Texas woman recently told Ellis County News that she expects to give birth to a baby pig. It turns out she is now changing her story to say that it was actually a horse.

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Angie Houston alleges that one night she came home from a night of playing miniature golf and was pounced on and raped by a 400lb boar named Pete but now claimed it was actually a local horse named Bobby who was over 600lbs.

What Angie Said Previously?

“People think I’m crazy and need mental help because of my story,” Houston said. “They ask how’d the pig get my panties off to mount me?  I wasn’t wearing any panties is how! This pig been hot for me for years. Constantly sniffing at my genitals. He’s tried to rape me a hundred times. This is just the first time he successfully got inside me.”

She is now claiming that the horse next door named Bobby kept Nayyyingg at her each night she came home. One night he hurdled the fence and got right on top of her and it was over from there.

Angie’s parents are supporting her new claims.

“Angie knows she can’t have sex until she’s married and she promises she hasn’t,” her father, Don Houston, said. “Bobbys always been a wild horse, so it’s not surprising he raped our daughter. After this incident, I got Bobby on the track because his hormones would be up the walls and he would win the local derby with ease.”

Angie has refused to see an obstetrician to check her and the baby’s health or get a sonogram to see what the potential “horse baby ” will look like

“I just want to wait and be surprised by what my baby looks like,” Angie said. “My hope is that that it’s not a mutant horse of some kind and it just comes out looking like a normal human baby, which I feel, will be the case.

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Johnny Valiant
3 years ago

You idiot Democrat pukes will believe anything

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Bill Formby
7 years ago

When I was a much younger man I used to go to my uncle’s farm in Gilberttown, Alabama where he bred both horses and pigs. There is a substantial difference between both the size and shape of the genitalia of pigs and horses. If she had been raped by a horse she would have known the difference immediately. There is a reason that there is a stage show in Tijuana, Mexico (or at least there used to be) that is/was very popular where a woman has sex with a horse. Perhaps she knew she was not supposed to have sex without being married but just could not resist.

jess
Reply to  Bill Formby
7 years ago

Bill, I told hubby I am going to join that show if our IVF treatment next month doesn’t take hold and make a babby in my butt. It’s going to be the 3rd one we’ve done, so this is our very last try at it and he fell out laughing asking me, how long will you be staying. I told him that depends on if I fall in love with the horse or donkey, after it finally gets me pregnant 😉

Reply to  jess
7 years ago

LOL! A donkey. Wow 🙂

Reply to  Bill Formby
7 years ago

I saw that show in Juarez, except it was with a donkey.

jess
7 years ago

next it will be her daddy’s turn to be in the hot seat.

Joe Hagstrom
7 years ago

I can respect for at least trying to protect the horse from scandal. A horse is a far nobler animal than a pig. And if she’s doing this to protect my beloved republican elephant more power to her.

jess
Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
7 years ago

that’s up next Joe, after dadbrothuncle (same person) has had his turn to be blamed for it.

Dan
7 years ago

Hey, come on. She might have had her eyes closed. It’s understandable. Pig, Horse. It’s an easy mistake. We’ll just have to wait and see what the baby looks like.

Reply to  Dan
7 years ago

LOL! I bet the baby looks just like Mama. Poor kid. Better off looking like the hog or the horse 🙂

jess
Reply to  Michael John Scott
7 years ago

I had to go back and peruse that site to make certain it isn’t like Christwire or the Onion, sucking people in with hints of truth.

jess
Reply to  Dan
7 years ago

I dunno. I ride horses and have seen some horse dick in my life. I am pretty sure I would know, eyes closed or no, if I was getting fucked by a horse. That’s just me though, everyone is different 😉

Marsha Woerner
7 years ago

I guess if denial works for the majority of Republicans, why not? And hey, if we can expect the baby to be wholly human even though its father is a pig, no wait, a horse, all the better!
WHAT’S WRONG WITH SCIENCE, and EDUCATION???

Reply to  Marsha Woerner
7 years ago

Science? Not in the Republican world 🙂

jess
Reply to  Marsha Woerner
7 years ago

Hey it could be like a centaur from fantasy novels, half horse half human.

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