How Justice Scalia Went Out with a Bang
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Great men make others want to do things for them. Just as many men volunteered to row the boat George Washington stood in across the Delaware in Winter, many volunteered services and fun stuff for the great Antonin Scalia.
Justice Scalia’s death at the Quail Ranch was just such an example of men doing something nice for a great man despite the good for them that might come out of it. The people who showered the great justice with stuff did it to honor greatness. That a few of them may or may not have had cases that affected them waiting to be heard or had come before the Supreme Court was simple coincidence. There is no evidence Justice Scalia ever sided in favor of a conservative argument out of a sense of repaying a favor. He ruled conservatively because he was an asshole. A quality good republicans respect and admire.
It is widely known that liberals are proponents and purveyors of prostitution. It is also widely known that establishments that provide trollops for hire throughout the west are usually called a ranch of some sort, like the infamous whorehouse in Nevada, the Chicken Ranch. But people of good conscience know that the place where Justice Scalia was called home, which is called Quail Ranch, is not a whorehouse. And while it is certainly conceivable a 79 year old man could strain himself having illicit sex at a whorehouse and suffer a heart attack, there is no way this could have happened to the good Justice.
It is also a rare occurrence for a solid Christian republican to succumb to the temptation of carnal pleasures. When it does happen to good men like my friend Mark Sanford or Reverend Haggard it is most likely the work of the Devil. The pressures of leadership are greatest on great men. And with abstinence the preferred method of birth control among good republican men, we’d rather hold it in than waste our seed that could sire future generations of republican males, sometimes the pressure gets so vast these great men commit the sin of adultery with whores rather than the greater sin of self abuse. Although it appeared the Godly and righteous Jimmy Swaggart committed both sins only showed him to be under great pressure.
Naturally Justice Scalia is greater than even the great men I just mentioned who were lured by the Devil to sin. He played a pivotal role in the decision that lead to the presidency of the equally Godly George W. Bush. So it would only be right for him to be tempted by the Devil. And after all, it is proven fact that republican males are the most virile. And while The Bible says you may not put God to the test, it says nothing about putting virile republican men to the test. Sometimes a man can’t help himself. But when we republican men do so it’s to embarrass the Devil. When sissy liberals do so it’s because they’re sinful slaves to their disgusting genitals and unworthy of the Devil’s tempting. Liberals are voracious sexual perverts without the Devil’s help.
May Justice Scalia rest in peace. I heartily congratulate him for going out at the Quail Ranch with a bang.
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When I was a child, my parents told me to only say good of the dead.
Antonin Scalia is dead.
Good.
LOL LOL! Exactly!!
As long as he’s still dead I’m good with whatever way he left outta here.
Me too!!!
Yup!! I’m with you on that one California girl.
I worked for a guy once who said the only excuse he’d accept for being late was you were getting a piece of ass. If this is why the judge wasn’t in court I am okay with it
Yep. Like Stacey says he was hunting for quail.
It was not long ago, during the British invasion of the 1960’s I believe, that the term “Quail” came to refer to young women that the young male might be in pursuit of. Hence the term “Hunting Quail” came to mean “looking for chicks”
So….. obviously that Quail Ranch name is just a coincidence, eight Joe?
Sorry, typo. That should be “right Joe”
Sorry, typo. That should be “right Joe?”