British Religious Leader Supports Immigration Concerns

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Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury

The Archbishop Of Canterbury – he is a Christian religious leader in Britain in case you didn’t know – has stated that people in Britain concerned about mass immigration are not racist and should not be called racist quite simply because worrying about too many immigrants coming to your country is not, necessarily, a worry confined to racists.

Now, for any religious leader to say anything remotely sensible regardless of the religion in question is, for me at least, something of a novelty.

When certain people who pop by MMA suggest I am racist due to my concerns over immigration to Britain I can now quite clearly point out that God is on my side. So there and ner ner ne ner ner.

The Archbishop quite rightly points out that it is hardly a surprise when a large number of the indigenous population of any country start to get a little pissed off (well, obviously he didn’t actually say ‘pissed off’. He is a religious chap after all) when the infrastructure of their country begins to creak and groan under the sheer weight of immigrants being allowed in.

He did go on to say that Britain should allow more migrants / refugees from Syria in but, on the grounds that he believes in God and is therefore a loony, I’ll conveniently ignore that bit of what he said.

Now Europe is a jolly nice place on the whole. Most Brits have no problem at all with Europe. Admittedly whilst Germany and France are very nice places sadly populated with Germans and French we suppose nowhere is perfect and if you have to put up with Germany being full of Germans then such is life.

It isn’t Europe that is the problem – even if it is full of ‘Johnny’ foreigners (I am being tongue in cheek here you know – honest) – it is this damn European Union business.

By nature we, the Brits, are an island race and we like having a bit of water between us and the Frenchies and so forth – it used to make it harder for them to get here for one thing until some idiot invented aeroplanes.

Of course the Scandinavians wandered over for a quick bit of raping and pillaging back in the day and the Romans messed about a bit building remarkably straight roads and things but, since the Romans decided the British weather wasn’t for them and pissed off back to Rome nobody has managed to invade us.

The Spanish tried with their Armada. Drake, in typical British fashion insisted on finishing his game of bowls before going out into the channel and sinking the Armada.

I think the French had the odd pop at taking over but were well thrashed eventually – oh, all right, the Normans managed to get a foothold here but we’ve always been remarkably accepting of other cultures – even the French for some unfathomable reason.

Holland somehow got involved and we ended up with William Of Orange on the throne – possibly because he wasn’t French or German and any port in a storm?

Mind you, the Germans did sneak in – typical Germany, sneaking – and we ended up with a Queen who is actually German by descent – her husband is Greek would you believe? Phil The Greek, that’s him.

So you see, the Brits have no problem with Europeans – as long as most of them stay in Europe – we just have a problem with Europeans telling us what to do unless they are true Brits like the Queen who pretends she isn’t German so that’s all right then chaps isn’t it?

The British referendum on membership of the basket case that is The European Union is due in June of this year. Those who wish us to remain inside the asylum often accuse those of us who wish to leave as racist and xenophobic.

The Archbishop Of Canterbury has now made it very clear that A) We are not and B) Even if we are God is on our side.

On this I would rest my case if I could actually remember what my case is other than I don’t like Germans – mainly because they keep beating us at football (soccer) and, frankly, that just isn’t cricket – which, obviously, it isn’t as that’s a different game altogether and we would beat Germany at cricket but they won’t play it because they aren’t British so are therefore clearly cowards because they are frightened of losing ever since – don’t mention the war! 😉

I rest my case even though I’ve yet to meet a German I don’t like as I’ve always found them very open and friendly and, of course, they drink lots of beer so what’s not to like? – but don’t tell them I really like them will you as I have my reputation to maintain.

I think.

Or something like that.

The French won’t play us at cricket either because they know they would lose. Neither will the Italians nor Greeks nor Spanish nor any other European country.

See? They are all racist xenophobes against the British.

I think Ireland has a cricket team so they’re all right. Besides they like a drink so we can be friends with them – apart from the one’s who want to blow us up anyway.

I’ve completely forgotten what I was on about now. Bloody European Union. It’s addling my brain.

 

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Neil Bamforth

I am English first, British second and never ever European. I have supported Oldham Athletic FC for 50 years which has made me immune from depression. My taste buds have died due to too many red hot curries so I drink Kronenburg beer and milk - sometimes in the same glass. I have a wife, daughter, 9 cats and I like toast.
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8 years ago

[…] British Religious Leader Supports Immigration Concerns […]

Glenn R. Geist
8 years ago

Now if you had only managed not to lose the Empire, you could have shipped the surplus population of immigrants to Australia and the Americas. Big mistake. Perhaps had you given us the representation we were owed and not mucked about with trying to make a penny or two on tea imports we’d all still be blessing the Queen and showing up for cricket matches where nothing that goes on makes any sense whatever. Oh well.

Reply to  Glenn R. Geist
8 years ago

LOL! It’s no longer true that the sun never sets on the British Empire. Oh well. Back to Midsomer Murders 🙂

Admin
8 years ago

Too many immigrants can create a huge problem for any society, so I agree with the Archbishop. Check this out:

https://madmikesamerica.com/2016/02/the-sad-but-certain-folly-of-mass-immigration/

Neil Bamforth
Reply to  Professor Mike
8 years ago

HA! Might have known Cherries would have popped up in the comments on that mate.

Sometimes the blind will never see eh?

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