The Real Reason Donald Trump Hates Mexicans

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Last year, when the Tiny-fingered, Ferret-wearing, Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon known as Donald J. Trump announced his bid for the presidency by insulting the Mexican people by referring to them as criminals, drug dealers, and rapists, the question uppermost in most people’s minds was, “Jesus, what did the Mexicans do to piss him off?” My immediate response was, “He probably asked out some hot Latina and got shot down. Now he’s taking his bitterness out on the rest of us!”

As it turns out, I WAS RIGHT! I don’t want to give myself too much credit here, but I totally called it!

In an interview with Buzzfeed, actress Salma Hayek revealed that Trump had actively tried to date her back in the 90’s just as her celebrity star was beginning to take off. Although she had a boyfriend at the time, Trump managed to obtain her phone number. From there, he called and asked her out to dinner, but she refused, saying she was already in a relationship. When that failed to make an impression, she bluntly explained that she would never date him even if she were single. (Sick burn!)

Most guys would have taken the hint at that point, but as we’ve already learned, Donnie boy ain’t one to take ‘no’ for an answer. Using one of his contacts at the National Enquirer, Trump had a story planted to save face, saying he was the one who refused to date Hayek. The supposed reason given was that he thought she was too short for his taste. Then Trump turned around and asked Hayek out again, using the article as an excuse to ‘save’ her from embarrassment and prove he wasn’t the shallow type.

Yeah, RIGHT. The man has the depth of a thimble-full of horse urine. She turned him down yet again.

I guess Salma’s rebuff was too huge a blow to Trump’s ego, and now those of us of the homie persuasion are paying the price. Maybe if Salma knew what consequence her refusal would lead to, she would have taken one for the team. Knowing what we now know, I can’t say I blame her. The very thought of Trump humping a veritable hottie like Salma Hayek is enough to make me retch as if I swallowed a pound of somebody else’s phlegm.

Donald Trump is a racist in general, but this explains why he has a special place of hatred in his black soul for the Mexican community. Just the fact that he tried to make it seem like Hayek was the rejected party is nothing short of pathetic. I mean, who does that outside of high school?

Earlier today, at one of his rallies, he claimed that he would turn around and sue each of his accusers if he won the election. My first thought upon hearing that was, “If your hands are so squeaky clean, then why are you waiting until AFTER you lose, you tangerine piece of shit?”

As in the case of Bill Cosby, it’s certainly within the realm of possibility that some of the women in Trump’s situation may just be jumping on the sexual misconduct bandwagon, but given his ‘pussy grabbing’ comments, I tend to doubt it. I’d sooner believe ALL of Trump’s alleged victims than half of Cosby’s. I don’t believe in the ‘where there’s smoke, there’s fire’ theory, but let’s face it- if your accusers move into double-digit numbers, I think it’s safe to say you’ve slapped one too many women on the ass.

The thing boggling my mind the most is how Trump maintains his innocence. Unlike Bill Clinton, who said, “I did not have sex with that woman!” Trump’s defense is that these women were simply not attractive enough for him to grope. That’s like a child rapist looking at an eighteen-year old girl and saying, “She’s too old for me!”

So essentially, Trump isn’t denying the fact he molests women, merely that he’s SELECTIVE about his victims. Big difference. Well, at least he’s being honest. I guess he has his preferences. Ick.

I guess that explains why Kellyanne Conway says Trump has never been anything less than a perfect gentleman around her. Not as if I’m implying anything about her level of attractiveness, a lot of guys are into heroin chic.

(Cough!)

At the end of the day, Donald Trump’s bigotry and misogyny aren’t the only reasons he should be denied our highest office. It’s not just a matter of character, qualification, or temperament. Who we choose to lead is a reflection of who we are and the times we live in. We are at an important crossroads in our existence, and we have to make a choice. Are we going to be the kind of people who only care about what’s important to ourselves, or are we going to look beyond our own interests for the greater good?

I suggest you give it some serious thought. I’ve already made my choice.

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Gregory B. Gonzalez

Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!
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Honolulu Jess
4 years ago

Really , I guess is time someone step up and defended our beloved President. 1;- Everything he’s done, he stated from the moment he started running for president that he would do, and even then, he got elected like no other president has ever had, with 80% of the votes . 2;- A country without borders is no country, ever seen the wall Mexico’s has on it’s southern border, ever seen the wall that surrounds the Vatican, How many illegals has the Vatican taken in ? 3;- My dad rest his soul came here and got his citizenship the old fashioned way…HE EARNED IT by putting in 18 yrs. of hard honest work ,never in trouble with the law, and he got it on the 19th year. Where do illegals from any country think they are going to come here and everything will be waiting for them, nice and easy, hellllNAHHH!4;- The law that separates kids from their illegal parents as they cross the border was put in the books by Obama, no one, not even trump has deported so many illegals like Obama, but the demo and liberals quiet this down pretty good. 5;- No one ever talks about the good things Trump has made possible, unemployment is down like it hasn’t in decades, the stock market is soaring, our allies respect us. Like Reagan stated; ” I don’t care if they like us or not, but they are sure as hell going to respect us ‘. 6;- The only reason their talking about impeaching him NOW is take the attention off the presidential race, because the democrats they nothing good enough to be president , the best they have is Sanders, Ja ja ja, please, give me a brake, on the last election he sold all his followers to crooked , lying dyke Hillary, who is he going to sell the followers he has now to ?, this turkey was a communist 30 years ago. 7;- Why don’t they investigate Obama & Hillary on Benghazi ? The ambassador had pleaded for over 6 months prior to his assassination for more security re-inforcement, on the night he and his aides were murdered, there were 3 Navy carriers off the coast of Libya with Navy seals and special forces just waiting to go in and rescue the ambassador, but, the green light never came, why? Because if the ambassador had been recued, it would had come out that Obama & Hilary were running weapons under the table to who turned out to be isis. 8;- And now, they’re trying to impeach him for soliciting help on finding out what the Bidings did ( father & son ), the only cover up I see here is the truth to come out about ” Daddy & sonny Boy “. For all those who hate Trump, I have news for you, HE WILL BE RE-ELECTED, OH YEAH! 9;- Heaven’s got a wall, now are you going to criticize God ? reeeeally Dahling. No one ever mentions either how Obama treated the military , he had lowered their pensions, taken away 1 meal a day , taken away pension rights, given homos all the rights ( Oh My!), what’s the 1st thing Trump did as he took office ? He reverse all of that. If I’m stuck in a fox hole, my life hanging by the second by second, who do you think I want with me, a homo that’s only thinking about the last suck he will give or an ass kicker mother fucker that’s ready to rip off the heads of whoever shows up to kill us? 10;- Say what you want about our beloved president, there’s one thing you can’t say, and that is that he has blood on his hands like all his predecessors since Johnson. And us Trumpeteers love him because for the 1st time in decades, there’s a president in the white house that can’t be controlled , won’t be intimidated, and cannot be bribed ( hell, he’s got more money that all of congress and the senate put together, he’s not even taking a salary, he’s giving all that money to charities ) , and out of 21 campaign promises he’s fulfilled 20, with last week’s decision to bring back our military kids from Persia, he only has 1 unfulfilled campaign promise to go, and that’s to throw Hillary where she should had been years ago, in jail, and I betcha he’s waiting for his re-election to do so,you see, people forget, that Trump is not an ass kissing politician, he’s a business man, and just like in his show The Aprentis , he’s fired over half of his cabinet. As Melanie stated in an interview; ” Who ever comes at my husband, better know what he is doing, because he will get at him with a vengeance 110% ” , Amen Melanie, he sure as hell ain’t Obama or Bidin. God bless Donald J. Trump!

7 years ago

I can’t argue that Donald looks like a shit gibbon but I don’t hold that against him as I am no Errol Flynn myself. I do give some credit though for rather than taking the usual loser way and claiming the gal wouldn’t date him so she must be a lesbian, Donald used his imagination and had the Enquirer do something.

7 years ago

Good article Greg. Right on it.

7 years ago

Well, don’t keep us waiting and guessing – who are you gonna vote for?

Gregory B Gonzalez
Reply to  Glenn Geist
7 years ago

Well, let’s see… it’s not Wanna Be-rnie, or the dope fiend, and it sure aa shit isn’t the tangerine fondler… so who could it POSSIBLY be?

jess
7 years ago

Yeah because being short like Salma, would make the guys run away from her all her shortness is just ugly, makes her a loser. In what bizzaro world would this even be a thing. She is a goddess.

Admin
7 years ago

Donald Trump is a bad man. Period. I would like to think he will go forever into that good night after this election, but I don’t think so. Trump TV is coming….

Gregory B Gonzalez
Reply to  Professor Mike
7 years ago

It won’t last long. People are already sick of listening to him. God knows I am. Writing about him, too. LOL.

Honolulu Jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
4 years ago

No one has ever liked a man that tells the truth, says it like it is, you don’t believe me, ask Jesus.

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