Why Paul Ryan Is No Republican

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by Joe Hagstrom

Remember when the world thought Paul Ryan was something special? He would save the republican party from the tea baggers. His “reluctant” acceptance of the House Speakership would usher in an era of less government and more God in America, I have always been suspicious of this guy and now my suspicions, unlike Trump’s wiretapping allegations, have been borne out by the facts. The fact is Paul Ryan is no republican.

Some may think Ryan is a good republican since he views around 24 million more people without health insurance as a good thing. It’s a terrible thing. Good republicans want everyone except the wealthiest to not have health insurance. It’s a travesty and crime against our base of bigots, homophobes, zealots and idiots that Obamacare wasn’t repealed and not replaced. We should be repealing health insurance for the masses. It’s just a big government handout that destroys jobs and makes the ghost of Lenin smile which is blasphemous since he’s burning in Hell and ought not be smiling. But smile he is since Paul Ryan is bowing to socialism and the liberal nuisances at MSNBC that keep asking questions republicans either can’t answer or just refuse to answer as we might have to tell the truth.

Thank God for Kellyanne Conway and Sean Spicer.

The big story among the leftist media is how bad repeal and replace will hurt voters in red states. They say they will get mad and vote Democrat and republicans may even lose the House. That’s laughable. These idiots have been voting republican since Civil Rights legislation passed. Racism trumps common sense. They get sick my good friend Karl Rove will just come up with a propaganda campaign blaming Obama and we win again. These deluded fools believe Obama killed the coal industry rather than look at how cheap natural gas has become. They vote for the party of big oil and natural gas to show Obama. The only thing they show is their ignorance for which we republicans are thankful.

Read: What Do I Have To Do To Get Idiot Republicans To Notice Me?

Health insurance for the masses is over rated. And it pisses God off that so many lives are saved that He is calling home. I hear He’s still mad over the Oral Roberts debacle when He was going to kill Reverend Roberts and had everything all set up before a rich guy came up with the ransom Roberts said God demanded. The best thing to do is just let the dying die. If God wanted them to live He would have made them rich enough to afford good health insurance anyway.

The other thing that has me convinced mama’s boy Ryan is no republican is his giddiness over the CBO report saying Ryan/Trump care would cut the deficit 330 billion dollars over 10 years. While a smart republican would have carried the numbers out to 50 or 100 years like we do with Social Security so we could say it would cut the deficit 330 trillion dollars, that Ryan would even care about a deficit is troubling since Ronald Reagan showed us deficits don’t matter. We republicans need to drive us deeper into debt anyway so we can reward our rich benefactors knowing if Democrats manage to use the issue and grab a majority it will only last two years at most since nobody really cares about the deficit other than a talking point.

Read: The Many Myths of Healthcare

We are at a turning point in our Nation’s history. We own Congress, the White House and soon the Supreme Court. We republicans have our chance to eliminate every government program that provides a social safety net thus ending our march towards a fully socialist state. Paul Ryan should be leading the charge to freedom. If people starve or go without medical care at least they can hold their heads high, as long as they have the strength, because they will suffer and die free.

I am starting an American Flag themed sleeping bag business so all the people that become homeless when we good republicans eliminate Social Security can buy my sleeping bags to show their patriotism to other freedom loving homeless people. They can go a month without their Iphone to pay for a sleeping bag. After they see my ad recreating George Washington and his men warm and snug at Valley Forge in their sleeping bags from The One Nation under God Sleeping Bag Co. they will have to have one. And all this will happen if that sissy Paul Ryan starts acting like a real republican.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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5 years ago

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jess
7 years ago

He’s like his leader Hair Furor, the idiots version of a smart person. These poor people that vote for these assclowns deserve every bad thing coming their way, it’s just unfortunate the rest of us have to pay for their stupidity. NO, I won’t be trying to understand the minds of goopers that vote them in thank you very much. I have heard so much bullshit from people past couple of weeks about well the democrats will ave us because they have the filibuster in the senate. You fuckwits could have voted for dems and NONE of this would have happened in the first place.

Joe Hagstrom
Reply to  jess
7 years ago

The idiots still believe Trump is their savior.

7 years ago

I always love your stuff Joe and this one is no exception.

7 years ago

You always provide relief Joe. How about doing it more often?

Bill Formby
7 years ago

Joe, I love your writing but sometimes I wonder how you get it to think backwards like you do.

Reply to  Bill Formby
7 years ago

LOL! He does a great job indeed Bill, and that backwards thinking is, well, backwards thinking extraordinaire!

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