Emperor Trumpicus the ‘Madman’ Brings Pigs Into the White House

by Glenn R. Geist

Antiochus IV “Epiphanes,” devastated Jerusalem in 168 BC, defiled the Temple, offered a pig on its altar, erected an altar to Jupiter, prohibited Temple worship, forbade circumcision on pain of death, sold thousands of Jewish families into slavery, destroyed all copies of Scripture that could be found, and slaughtered everyone discovered in possession of such copies.

History repeats itself. Democracies are overthrown, institutions dismantled, pigs are brought into our sacred places.

Although the White House hasn’t made an announcement, to my knowledge, yet this morning, Emperor Trumpicus “Epimanes” (the madman) brought pigs Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin and Kid Rock into our inner sanctum where Ms. Palin claimed to have had a great night and they all mocked Hillary Clinton’s portrait the way ancient conquerors mocked the gods of the vanquished.

No report as to whether or not Nugent, who openly bragged he’d like to kill Barack Obama was allowed to bring a gun. All had fun making America great!

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6 Responses to Emperor Trumpicus the ‘Madman’ Brings Pigs Into the White House

  1. Michael John Scott Reply

    April 20, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    I actually love pigs, the four legged kind. I find them to be intelligent, compassionate creatures who are curious and love to play. The pictured pigs, however, are certainly the exception. When I first saw this on FB I was stunned at the pictures of these bi-pigs lounging about the White House.

  2. Charley Fisk Reply

    April 20, 2017 at 3:20 pm

    This man puts our great nation to shame. He is an embarrassment to all of us and unless we get rid of him, I’ve little doubt he just might be the end of us all.

  3. Glenn R. Geist Reply

    April 20, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    I agree about pigs and the little breeds make good pets. Yes, I feel bad about Bacon. Some day I will stop eating it. Trump seems to be all about doing to America what the Seleucids did to Israel and Judea – transform it, only perhaps this time to a Russian model and a criminal model.

    I can’t count on any Maccabean uprising or a restoration of Liberal Democracy however I’d love to see it. These pigs are the two legged kind not even good for breakfast.

  4. Neil Bamforth Reply

    April 20, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    That’s what you get when you elect a President Fart.

  5. Timmy Mahoney Reply

    April 21, 2017 at 10:55 am

    We should all be warned that he actually listens to the clowns pictured here. He actually listens to them. That awful Omarosa Manigault is actually on his advisory staff. Scared yet? No need to worry, just remember, fuck it, it don’t mean nothing!

  6. Caroline Taylor Reply

    April 21, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    I just hate this man, viscerally. I can’t shake it. Each day and no relief. Rolling back regulations designed to protect the people, in favor of the fat cats, and his supporters love it. SMDH.

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