Here’s the latest from the government you elected

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Congress will have one of its many vacations cut short, as members will be called back early to vote on latest Health Care debacle. This will prove to be a tougher fight than before because Trump has had time to build alliances with the Teabag Caucus – the KKK wing of the Nazi party. Expect TrumpCare 2.0 to be even crueler and more destructive.

Devin Nunes has “stepped down” from his position leading the House committee for investigating the Russia scandal. He will still be chairing the committee, and in his stead as lead investigator, he has appointed Trey Gowdy. I think you might as well just install a sex-pervert as Headmaster to an orphanage. Trey Gowdy? That guy has “Partisan” tattooed on his left nut.

In his statement, Nunes said that insane Democrats worked tirelessly to block his pursuit of Susan Rice and other parties guilty of “leaking” the truth. He also said something about wanting to spend more time with his family. That’s Republican for “I’m guilty as sin, and I enjoy blowjobs from teenage male meth-heads.”

All the phony officials “lauded” him.

McConnell has activated the so-called Nuclear Option to “clear the path” for Gorsuch. I don’t know why they even bother with rules at all. You’re not fooling anybody. Just start enacting shit. “Rules? We don’ need no stinkin’ rules.”

The list of legislations that Republicans have effectively blocked, using the Filibuster, would choke a horse. But since they think they own the government now, they’re willing to dismantle their own weapons. Wouldn’t it just suck if the Democrats took back the majority, and Republicans found themselves unable to Filibuster? Wouldn’t that just suck?

Hey, you assholes are making your own beds – rather, digging your own graves. Karma’s a bitch, and McConnell – so are you. And you’re gonna be MY bitch when this shit gets settled. YOU. McConnell. YOU.

Oh. And lest I forget that was that whole bombing Syria thing ordered by the guy in the WH.

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David P. Greenberg

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