Pulp Magazines, Slice ’em, Dice ’em and Donald Trump

by Glenn R. Geist

Those Pulp magazine covers always had a scantily clad maiden in the clutches of some monster and of course the handsome hero about to rescue her. Trump must have read a lot of them as a kid but whether he fancied himself the monster or the redeemer, it’s hard to say. For the younger of us, we’ll remember Jabba the Hutt and young Luke and who’s who in that scenario is obvious and the obscene worm with the evil sneer makes for an unavoidable comparison.

Trump likes to talk about those inferior races from the South polluting our racial stock and raping our virgin daughters – or worse. ““take a young, beautiful girl, 16, 15 and others and they slice them and dice them with a knife because they want them to go through excruciating pain before they die.” Happens every day, you know and he’s going to fix it with the help of a new, less inhibited police force to rough them up and crack some heads in the name of freedom, truth, justice and the Amerikan way. He’ll do what it takes to make Amerika pure again – now come sit in my lap you virgin daughter. . .

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5 Responses to Pulp Magazines, Slice ’em, Dice ’em and Donald Trump

  1. Michael John Scott Reply

    July 30, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    That pretty much sums it up. Where he got this “slice ’em, dice ’em” nonsense is beyond me. He applied it differently in two different speeches. His first speech, in Ohio a few days ago, he said immigrants did that, then, at the cop speech MS-13 did that.

  2. Rachael Reply

    July 30, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    I’ve seen him in his golf shirt, and he has almost as much blubber, and all of the meanness of Jabba the Hut. Good analogy.

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  4. Timothy Mahoney Reply

    July 31, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    I heard this guy say that shit just the other day to the cops. What total crapola. I worked gangs, including MS-13 for years, never saw anything like that, except in extreme cases. Trump’s making it sound like it happens all the fucking time.

  5. Glenn R. Geist Reply

    August 2, 2017 at 9:34 am

    Absolutely – it’s his MO. Remember “you go outside, you get shot?” Fear is the hook and fear trumps (pun intended) reason.

    But Big Blubber simply invents a reality in which he can be the only hero. His followers really though we were in a bear market, that unemployment was way up and crime was getting worse by the hour and they are uphold in their paranpid delusions by Fox and the other fake news sources. He’s a package deal. We have to get rid of all of them to get rid of any of them

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