Donald Trump’s Crazy Tweetstorm
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by E.A. Blair
His Orangeness is notorious for his tweetstorms. Now he has a real storm to tweet about:
It’s not a disaster area. It’s a disaster area because it was flooded. I like cities that aren’t flooded!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27. 2017
We have only the best storms. Harvey was a Category 4 storm. SAD! USA deserves better! MAGA! Should have been a Category 5! #createcategorysix
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27. 2017
A wall on the Gulf Coast would keep illegal hurricanes out! Foreign storms are bad. Some, I assume, are good storms but Gulf of Mexico not sending its best! Gulf of Mexico will pay for the wall! #buildthewall
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27. 2017
Sheriff Joe wouldn’t have let Harvey cross the border. A true patriot!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27. 2017
We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of natural destruction on many sides, on many sides.
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27. 2017
The Obstructionist Democrats have given us (or not fixed) some of the worst hurricanes in World History. I am changing that fast!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27. 2017
Crooked Hillary colluded with nature to let Harvey cross the border. Sad! Obama and Deep State collaborated. Terrible!
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27. 2017
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For of the six tw**ts were paraphrased from actual Trump tw**ts. Two are originals.
I think you’re having us one Mr Blair, amusing nonetheless.
???????????? I know he isn’t funny but he is!!!
Oh he is. Yes he is…In a dark and scary way.
While I know some of these may be a wee bit of a stretch, NONE of them would surprise me. Not one bit.