Trump’s Best Advice on Mass Shootings: Send Thoughts and Prayers

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by David P. Greenberg

Twenty-six more ‘Murkins die, in an incident that now occurs 2 and 3 times a week. There’s nothing we can do about it, says the only nation where it happens. Somebody posted about how this guy wasn’t a Muslim, wasn’t a Black thug selling cigarettes, and wasn’t a drug-addled MS-13er. Somebody posted about how maybe this insane WHITE guy – another “Lone Wolf” – shouldn’t have had access to military weaponry.

BitcoDavid you sick, twisted, heartless, lefty pussy. Families are suffering. You Antifa Commie bastard. Whaddaya? Hate the baby Jesus? The guy was shot by a “hero” who, after grabbing HIS trusty AR-15, got into his Pinto and gave high-speed chase. He was a Good-guy Lone Wolf. We like us some Lone Wolves when they’re on our side. Sure, he killed 3 nuns and a dog, chasing the bad guy, but hey… collateral damage.

The cops said he shot himself. The cops said he was estranged from his wife, whose parents were supposed to be in attendance at the church.

BitcoDavid you Snowflake Asshat. He had turned Muslim. He was in the Antifa. He was a Clinton Supporter. He loved Clinton, and she’s the daughter of Satan. Islamiacs can be White, you know. He was a converted Islamiac. Thank God Trump is in charge. I’m from New York, and if our Travel Ban wasn’t being blocked by you Leftie Liburls, 8 people would still be alive. That dude had a beard and a furrin’ name. He came over to be a Terrorist. And if any of those Proud New Yorker Heroes had an AR-15 – like this hero did – that Muslim dude would be dead right now.

Nothing you can do. Nothing the greatest nation on Earth can do. Nothing the country that put a man on the moon, invented the Internet, won the 2nd World War, developed the atomic bomb – nothing we can do. We should send our thoughts and prayers. That’s what our Glorious Leader said, and that’s all we can do.

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David P. Greenberg

An active Food Christian, a fighter and a renegade author, I've worked everywhere and done everything. In 2006 I was diagnosed with type II Diabetes. I created a diet and exercise program, and am now, free of the disease. It is my hope to be able to help others achieve the same.
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Neil Bamforth
6 years ago

As much as I love you America you are a bloody madhouse aren’t you?

Bill Formby
Reply to  Neil Bamforth
6 years ago

Yes we are.

6 years ago

Fuck a bunch of “thoughts and prayers.” I’m sick and tired of hearing this craziness. Fuck Trump too.

Reply to  Timmy Mahoney
6 years ago

Well said.

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