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And it’s not a fantasy victory – like his crowd sizes or his relationship with Xi Jinping. It’s actually a victory.
Those assholes have the all-out Chutzpa to call this national buttfucking the “Tax Cuts and Jobs Bill.”
But hey. You know what? I’m OK with it. I’m fine. I really don’t give a flying fuck. See, Americans have proven that they won’t pull together the SCROTE they need to change our government until we experience an economic disaster. Dubya Bush? Y’all loved his shit like it didn’t stink, until one day – “Boom.” Your jerb is in the terlet. Then, you’re all – “Hope and Change, dude. Yes, we can.”
This goes back to 1932. The Great Depression was necessary to overthrow the laissez-faire economics of Herbert Hoover and his Republican ilk. FDR reversed the Depression and paved the way for the greatest economic boom in our nation’s history. No, really. I know the Anal Prolapse in Chief uses that term to refer to everything from this tax-fucking to the paltry crowds at his exclusionist, regressive Christmas-Tree lightings, but in this case, it actually WAS the greatest economic boom in our nation’s history.
But until 1929, Y’all were sucking Hoover’s dick.
Well, the Republicans FINALLY managed to roll back the “New Deal.” I’m sure you’ll fuckin’ LOVE your new jerbs at Foxconn. Look up Foxconn. Learn how they treat their workers. Learn why EVEN Apple had to limit the number of products produced at Foxconn. You assholes have all been hoodwinked. Conned. You gave away the candy store to a bunch of obscenely rich gangsters.
And the saddest part is YOU ALREADY HAVE FUCKING JOBS. You have better jobs than anything you’ll get from Foxconn, Carrier, or one of Trump’s coal mines. But hey, at least we beat Hillary, huh? Boy, we showed those Libtards, Huh?
Now, this bill here – “The Lube-up and Grab Your Ankles Bill” – is specially crafted to not blow up, until after Trump and his gang of thugs is gone – but blow up, it will. And when that happens, we’ll all remember shit like the Labor Movement. We’ll all get all “Hopey and Changey” for another 2 years, and then the whole cycle begins anew.
This is my definition of Hell.