Donald Trump and the Lube Up and Grab Your Ankles Bill

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by David P. Greenberg

You know? That prick is over there on Twitter, fuckin’ GLOATING over his Vaseline Bill. He doesn’t care about the deficit. He doesn’t care about gutting U.S. Healthcare. He doesn’t care about paying for his stupid fuckin’ wall. He’s finally got a victory under his belt.

And it’s not a fantasy victory – like his crowd sizes or his relationship with Xi Jinping. It’s actually a victory.

Those assholes have the all-out Chutzpa to call this national buttfucking the “Tax Cuts and Jobs Bill.”

But hey. You know what? I’m OK with it. I’m fine. I really don’t give a flying fuck. See, Americans have proven that they won’t pull together the SCROTE they need to change our government until we experience an economic disaster. Dubya Bush? Y’all loved his shit like it didn’t stink, until one day – “Boom.” Your jerb is in the terlet. Then, you’re all – “Hope and Change, dude. Yes, we can.”

This goes back to 1932. The Great Depression was necessary to overthrow the laissez-faire economics of Herbert Hoover and his Republican ilk. FDR reversed the Depression and paved the way for the greatest economic boom in our nation’s history. No, really. I know the Anal Prolapse in Chief uses that term to refer to everything from this tax-fucking to the paltry crowds at his exclusionist, regressive Christmas-Tree lightings, but in this case, it actually WAS the greatest economic boom in our nation’s history.

But until 1929, Y’all were sucking Hoover’s dick.

Well, the Republicans FINALLY managed to roll back the “New Deal.” I’m sure you’ll fuckin’ LOVE your new jerbs at Foxconn. Look up Foxconn. Learn how they treat their workers. Learn why EVEN Apple had to limit the number of products produced at Foxconn. You assholes have all been hoodwinked. Conned. You gave away the candy store to a bunch of obscenely rich gangsters.

And the saddest part is YOU ALREADY HAVE FUCKING JOBS. You have better jobs than anything you’ll get from Foxconn, Carrier, or one of Trump’s coal mines. But hey, at least we beat Hillary, huh? Boy, we showed those Libtards, Huh?

Now, this bill here – “The Lube-up and Grab Your Ankles Bill” – is specially crafted to not blow up, until after Trump and his gang of thugs is gone – but blow up, it will. And when that happens, we’ll all remember shit like the Labor Movement. We’ll all get all “Hopey and Changey” for another 2 years, and then the whole cycle begins anew.

This is my definition of Hell.

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David P. Greenberg

An active Food Christian, a fighter and a renegade author, I've worked everywhere and done everything. In 2006 I was diagnosed with type II Diabetes. I created a diet and exercise program, and am now, free of the disease. It is my hope to be able to help others achieve the same.
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3 years ago

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Glenn R. Geist
6 years ago

Yep, the revolution was indeed televised, and we didn’t even notice while we were watching Dancing With the Stars.

Reply to  Glenn R. Geist
6 years ago

I am happy to say I never have and never will watch Dancing With the Stars 🙂 However, while watching Survivor it’s entirely possible I would miss the revolution.

Uncle Ray
6 years ago

Ha! Tell it like it is David!!!!

Mark Willis
6 years ago

They’re all doing us. All of them and we sit here and type. When are we going to actually do something. March, stage sit-ins and shit like that? We’re all talk.

Reply to  Mark Willis
6 years ago

Not true. It’s the writers, the artists, the journalists, and the musicians who lead the revolutions.

Reply to  BitcoDavid
6 years ago

Very true!

6 years ago

I gotta admit, I didn’t think you’d publish this one, MadMike. 😀

Reply to  BitcoDavid
6 years ago

Not sure why not old friend. Need a little spice around here from time to time. Most of us are a bit prim and proper, which is fine, but every once in awhile….. 🙂

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