Happy Armageddon to You
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So, Trump thinks we all should “go back” to saying “Merry Christmas.” He says Obama never said Merry Christmas. He’s wrong, of course, but he’s Trump, so…
Obama said Merry Christmas a shitload.
Now, me, I’ve never had a problem with telling Goyim Merry Christmas. When I was a little kid, some Goy must’ve said, “Merry Christmas little boy,” and I must have replied, “We’re Joosh, Mister. We don’t do Christmas.” My parents told me that was rude. So, for the rest of my life, I would respond to “Merry Christmas” with “Same to you.”
But Trump did this whole Jerusalem thing because Sheldon Adelson – who really IS the ugliest fucker in Trump’s gang. I mean, I couldn’t even find an “ugly pic” to compare him to – told Trump that a single state in “Isreal” would be the beginning of the Rapture.
So, this year, I think when a Goy says “Merry Christmas” to me, I’ll respond with “And a happy Armageddon to you.”
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Now ‘Happy Armageddon’ does have certain ring to it…I’ll try it out on’t neighbours n let you know
Do so at your own risk!!!
Visited Alabama once. What a shithole.
These comments are great. Happy “Bama Day,” everybody. Tomorrow’s the day the Republican party commits suicide. No matter who wins.
I did a couple of hours of phone banking today for Jones and will do a bit tomorrow to help out, least I could do to try and keep a kiddy diddler out of office. do the right thing Alabama.
I think those redneck bible thumpers are going to elect him, then he can become the Republicans problem. Wait. In the words of Charles Blow, moving forward, they will be known as the Roypublicans.
That was a great article was it not?
Yep. Tomorrow’s the day, and they will pull the trigger and forever be known as the Roypublicans.
I prefer my own tradition thank you very much.
Merry Christmahanakwanzikus, gets all the holidays up to and including Festivus in there. yer welcome, all of you for this. Oh and any of you happy clapping, buybull readers that want to maybe tell me I am going to hell or the like, I DO NOT CARE, so save your breaths and thoughts for someone that gives a shit. Thanks for YOUR cooperation in this matter.
Yessiree. Yew are goin’ strait to hell there becuz CHRIST is in the WORD and is the WORD. Take my WORD for it. Amen and Praise Jeebus.
You laugh, but it’s the sole reason these Jew hating bastards support Israel, but hate Jews. Fookin Revelation and fook all that believe this crap. They are the excrement of the Earth.
Just another example of republicans taking control of the language. For a while I said Happy Midwinter Festival but it never caught on. No one has ever said to me Hapoy Holidays. Trump and others are suggesting that if you don’t say Merry Christmas you’re not an America Christian like them.
I like Happy Festivus myself. Represents fun and funny times, before the rise of Trump.