Stormy the Cow Ditches Jesus, Takes A Walk

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by Michael John Scott

Stormy the Cow. Pic by the Philly Voice.

An unhappy cow escaped a Nativity scene in Philadelphia.  The cow, named Stormy, meandered away from the Nativity scene at Old First United Church of Christ early Thursday and ended up on Interstate 95 around 2:20am, reports the AP.

Philadelphia police managed to  box in Stormy with their cruisers before walking her off the busy interstate and returning her to the church, where she was once again sentenced to hang with Jesus, Mary, Joseph a mule and a boatload of wisemen.

It wasn’t long, however, before the 7-year-old Hereford took off again despite efforts by the Rev. Michael Caine to stop her with a WPVI-TV crew in hot pursuit. The bovine atheist was found hanging about on the fourth floor of a parking garage before she was taken back, once again, to the Nativity scene.

Caine tells WPVI that it looks like her pen may have been tampered with allowing Stormy to enjoy her freedom, albeit for a little while.

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