Let’s Pay Stormy Daniels NOT To Release Pictures of A Naked Donald Trump

Naked Donald Trump statues unveiled in NYC, LA, and other cities.

by Joe Hagstrom

The buzz this morning was porn star Stormy Daniels’ lawyer appearing on The Today Show. We all know that Ms. Stormy is questioning the validity of a non-disclosure agreement regarding whatever acts took place between her and President Trump’s legs a few years ago.

I personally question its validity as Trump’s lawyer has talked about it and even admitted paying poor misguided Stormy $130,000 out of his own pocket. Word is Trump hasn’t paid him back. Like that’s a surprise. Trump ain’t going to pay the guy back either. Suck it up like a porn star dummy. Lawyers get no sympathy in this Country.

The greatest danger coming out of this situation is not the usual spin about children being exposed to this nonsense or the denigration of the Office of President, or our Nation being robbed of its innocence for the 47 millionth time since I’ve been aware we have no innocence. The real danger is that the sweet Ms. Daniels intimated there may be pictures. Naked pictures. Maybe naked pictures of Donald Trump.

Then again maybe it was the threat of pictures of President Trump naked being dropped on North Korea that got their latest version of “Dear Leader” to say he may be willing to talk about North Korea giving up its nuclear program. That would certainly save face for North Korea throughout the world rather than admitting they don’t know if their bombs will work and have no idea where they’re going.

Being forced to look at pictures of a naked Donald would certainly bring Putin and the Ruskies around. Probably that damn Assad as well. But just as the consequences of using nuclear weapons is so terrible that nobody has used one against anyone since 1945, the consequences of naked pictures of the fat and disgusting President Trump would be so terrible that it would be best if we just paid Stormy Daniels money not to release them.

Related: Mike Pence Continues to Avoid Questions About Trump and Stormy Daniels

Putin may well have pictures of the naked and grotesque Trump he’s not releasing out of concern for its consequences would be like that of a nuclear blast. I could see people ripping their eyes out in an effort to remove the obscene image of a naked Donald Trump from their minds. I’m researching companies that specialize in memory erasure to buy stock in as soon as I submit this article to MadMike on the off-chance that a porn star has no conscience and releases unthinkably horrible images of a naked President Trump. May as well make some money off people’s misery. That’s what we Republicans do.

Well, that and screw whomever we want. Too bad we can’t trust the damn sluts to keep their mouths shut when we want them shut. That would make America great again. Trump’s America anyway.

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17 Responses to Let’s Pay Stormy Daniels NOT To Release Pictures of A Naked Donald Trump

  1. jess Reply

    March 8, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    Thanks a lot Joe. I do not know if I will ever be able to have sex again, with these images in my head now.

  2. Joe Hagstrom Reply

    March 8, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    It’s my contribution to bringing you back to moral righteousness Jess.

  3. Michael John Scott Reply

    March 8, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    Those pictures alone overwhelmed me with nausea, like I once had when I ate 30 White Castles on a bet.

    • jess Reply

      March 10, 2018 at 9:12 am

      Ewwww, why would anyone eat those bet or no bet. Were you high at the time and really needed something, like me walking into a Denny’s at 3 am because it was the only place open. Yeah, I will carry the shame for all my life before you ask.

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  5. Glenn R. Geist Reply

    March 9, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Having read so much H.P. Lovecraft in my youth, I can’t help conjuring up the image of ugly, naked batrachian, half men making sacrifices to Cthulhu and raising some hideous creature like that from the foul depths of some foetid harbor.

    “Ph’nglui Mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

    • Joe Hagstrom Reply

      March 9, 2018 at 4:01 pm

      Your comments always seem better than the posts Glenn.

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  7. Bigmike601 Reply

    March 9, 2018 at 11:54 am

    What amazes me more is that Melania is silent though all of this? The question is did she know and accept all of this because he is “the Donald”, is she getting something out of this relationship besides the love and concern of Donald?

    Or as my wife has stated, maybe she is a “Red Sparrow”?

    • Michael John Scott Reply

      March 9, 2018 at 6:33 pm

      It is curious that Melania has apparently zero reaction to all of this, or perhaps it’s because she’s not about to risk losing all that money over The Big Pig’s shenanigans. Your wife, of course, might have a point 🙂 I really do want to see that movie.

    • jess Reply

      March 10, 2018 at 9:14 am

      She’s silent because she has all to gain and nothing to lose, I’ll bet, with her pre nup. I’ll bet money there is an infidelity clause in there that gets her more coin. Plus if you could avoid having sex with him, would you care who he was fucking, I wouldn’t as long as he stayed away from my lady bits. Now I have thrown up in my mouth again. I blame Joe for this turn of events.

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  9. Bill Formby Reply

    March 9, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    I think that Melania is waiting on this like a crouching tiger. Something tells me that there is something in his prenupt that is going to make her a very, very wealthy woman if the Stormy story is proven to be true.

    • Michael John Scott Reply

      March 9, 2018 at 6:34 pm

      You could be right Bill. Then again, maybe she knows and just doesn’t give a shit.

      • Joe Hagstrom Reply

        March 9, 2018 at 11:04 pm

        She may encourage her husband’s philandering to get herself out of being the object of all his lusty pursuits. The poor woman has to see Donald naked. She’s suffered enough.

  10. Joe Hagstrom Reply

    March 9, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    She may encourage her husband’s philandering to get herself out of being the object of all his lusty pursuits. The poor woman has to see Donald naked. She’s suffered enough.

    • jess Reply

      March 10, 2018 at 9:15 am

      I would avoid sex with him if I was married to him.

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