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I personally question its validity as Trump’s lawyer has talked about it and even admitted paying poor misguided Stormy $130,000 out of his own pocket. Word is Trump hasn’t paid him back. Like that’s a surprise. Trump ain’t going to pay the guy back either. Suck it up like a porn star dummy. Lawyers get no sympathy in this Country.
The greatest danger coming out of this situation is not the usual spin about children being exposed to this nonsense or the denigration of the Office of President, or our Nation being robbed of its innocence for the 47 millionth time since I’ve been aware we have no innocence. The real danger is that the sweet Ms. Daniels intimated there may be pictures. Naked pictures. Maybe naked pictures of Donald Trump.
Then again maybe it was the threat of pictures of President Trump naked being dropped on North Korea that got their latest version of “Dear Leader” to say he may be willing to talk about North Korea giving up its nuclear program. That would certainly save face for North Korea throughout the world rather than admitting they don’t know if their bombs will work and have no idea where they’re going.
Being forced to look at pictures of a naked Donald would certainly bring Putin and the Ruskies around. Probably that damn Assad as well. But just as the consequences of using nuclear weapons is so terrible that nobody has used one against anyone since 1945, the consequences of naked pictures of the fat and disgusting President Trump would be so terrible that it would be best if we just paid Stormy Daniels money not to release them.
Putin may well have pictures of the naked and grotesque Trump he’s not releasing out of concern for its consequences would be like that of a nuclear blast. I could see people ripping their eyes out in an effort to remove the obscene image of a naked Donald Trump from their minds. I’m researching companies that specialize in memory erasure to buy stock in as soon as I submit this article to MadMike on the off-chance that a porn star has no conscience and releases unthinkably horrible images of a naked President Trump. May as well make some money off people’s misery. That’s what we Republicans do.
Well, that and screw whomever we want. Too bad we can’t trust the damn sluts to keep their mouths shut when we want them shut. That would make America great again. Trump’s America anyway.