Pack Up the Babies And Grab the Old Ladies, Doomsday Is On the Way

A depiction of the planet known as Nibiru, or Planet X, as it hurtles toward a cataclysmic rendezvous with Earth.

by Glenn R. Geist

It’s very hard to find anything to be cheerful about of late. I certainly don’t have to remind Americans what’s happening with their disintegrating government or with the remaining supporters thereof. In fact, I ‘d rather not discuss it, but there is still comedy in the news, still enough risible madness and demented denialism and crazy conspiracy theories. Yes, indeed, there’s another doomsday theory (isn’t there always?) and adherents are getting ready for the end of our Earth which will come on April 23rd.

Of course, it will. It’s predicted in the Bible if you consider Revelation to be Biblical, but don’t bother to look. The prediction is being peddled by one “Christian Numerologist” David Meade and isn’t apparent to anyone with a fully functioning brain. But, we’ll go along with the title mostly because Bullshitologist isn’t really a word and he might sue me if I questioned his integrity. Of course, he wouldn’t have much time would he?

Anyway, mystery planet Niburu is to appear suddenly out of nowhere on Monday, April 23rd. Out of nowhere or somewhere where you can’t see it and kill us all.

Of course by the 24th a mistake will have been discovered in the calculations and a new date will be chosen, because it’s predicted in the Bible of course, but at best it will only have been a moment of mirth, a short distraction from the horror in the White House and the Fox insurrection and the wave of madness that may just engulf us all. Perhaps Niburu would have been a mercy.

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10 Responses to Pack Up the Babies And Grab the Old Ladies, Doomsday Is On the Way

  1. Tall Stacey Reply

    April 15, 2018 at 10:12 am

    A little music to read by

    • Michael John Scott Reply

      April 15, 2018 at 11:59 am

      Thank you Stacey! I knew I could count on you 🙂

      • Tall Stacey Reply

        April 15, 2018 at 12:02 pm

        It’s a tough job Miek, but somebody has to do it!

  2. Bobbie Peel Reply

    April 15, 2018 at 11:37 am

    David Meade is shameless. Every few months he scares the common sense out of the poor believers.

    • Michael John Scott Reply

      April 15, 2018 at 12:00 pm

      He does. These guys are some major whackjobs, but what’s even more concerning is the fact that like 60 million Americans actually believe their bullshit.

  3. jess Reply

    April 15, 2018 at 12:36 pm

    Like Tall Stacey I have a little musical interlude for you. Words sung by the oldz, many decades ago still relevant today and it is frightening.

    I’d much prefer to hear the sound of silence for just a little while, especially from dolt45

    • Neil Bamforth Reply

      April 16, 2018 at 6:55 am

      I was amazed they named a band after me 😜

  4. Glenn R. Geist Reply

    April 16, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Tries far too hard to sound more profound than it is. I’ll take Simon and G any day.

    • Tall Stacey Reply

      April 22, 2018 at 8:51 pm

      me too

  5. Les Carpenter Reply

    April 18, 2018 at 6:57 pm

    👍👍👍to that Glenn!!

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