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Of course, it will. It’s predicted in the Bible if you consider Revelation to be Biblical, but don’t bother to look. The prediction is being peddled by one “Christian Numerologist” David Meade and isn’t apparent to anyone with a fully functioning brain. But, we’ll go along with the title mostly because Bullshitologist isn’t really a word and he might sue me if I questioned his integrity. Of course, he wouldn’t have much time would he?
Anyway, mystery planet Niburu is to appear suddenly out of nowhere on Monday, April 23rd. Out of nowhere or somewhere where you can’t see it and kill us all.
Of course by the 24th a mistake will have been discovered in the calculations and a new date will be chosen, because it’s predicted in the Bible of course, but at best it will only have been a moment of mirth, a short distraction from the horror in the White House and the Fox insurrection and the wave of madness that may just engulf us all. Perhaps Niburu would have been a mercy.