The Onion Slices and Dices Michael Cohen Over Demand to Remove ‘Disgusting’ Article About Trump
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Way back in 2013, the good old days to most, and before anyone suspected that an idiot like Donald Trump might one day become president, the satirical news outlet The Onion made fun of the reality TV host by mocking his ridiculous birther claims. Even then, Trump’s longtime fixer Michael Cohen was defending him behind the scenes.
The Onion on Monday finally responded to a 2013 cease-and-desist letter from Cohen regarding a satirical article about Trump, hilariously taking down the attorney for his outrage.
Earlier that year, the satirical news outlet published a piece titled “When You’re Feeling Low, Just Remember I’ll Be Dead In About 15 or 20 Years” and attributed it to Trump. From the article:
“You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of s–t that is me will stop existing fairly soon. Why, by 2020, I, a man who recently tried to extort the sitting president of the United States to release his college and passport records, might even begin to show signs of serious and unavoidable decline in mental and physical faculties.”
The fun article did not sit well with the humorless Cohen. He called it an “absolutely disgusting piece” that went “way beyond defamation” in an email to The Onion soon after it was published. Cohen demanded that the article be removed and that the publication issue an apology. The Onion, needless to say, did not for even one brief minute, feel that necessary.
“We would be more than willing to accommodate Mr. Cohen’s wishes,” the outlet wrote in the long-overdue response, “provided we get something in return, of course.” The Onion poked fun at recent reports alleging that Cohen had accepted money in exchange for access to Trump, asking for a quid pro quo deal over the offensive article.
Read the full response at The Onion.
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