Was the Big Bang Really Such A Good Idea?
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Five billion years ago, two neutrinos bombard a carbon atom.
Five million years ago, two chimps figure out how to brain the other chimps with a femur bone.
Five thousand years ago, two guys realize they can control all the people in their village by inventing “God.”
Five hundred years ago, two Germanic tribesmen use “God” to conquer Europe.
Fifty years ago, in order to combat the “Ruskies,” school children are ordered to pledge allegiance to “God.”
Five hundred days ago, “God” is used in a con-job to rid the American people of their Democracy.
Five days ago, Granny “Beauregard” Clampett uses “God” to justify the hateful, racist policy of taking children from their parents.
Five minutes ago, you posted a Bible quote that disproves his Bible quote.
Five million years from now, two Neutrinos are about to bombard a carbon atom. One turns to the other and says, “Do you really think this is such a good idea?”
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I wonder if God buries His face in in hands and says “Myself; what have I done!?!”
I so needed this David, and I thank you for the laugh.
Glad I could help.
Blasphemer, how can something happen billions of years ago when the earth is only 6k years old.
Yeah! Everybody knows that Mr. Greenberg!!!
Hey, Satan’s been saving the Executive Suite for me, for decades now. But between you and me, he told me he has a surprise in store for Trump.
Pineapples up the ass with the spiky part first, like in Little Nicky, as done by Harvey Keitel?
Awesome!!
I believe both neutrinos, known as the ghosts of the galaxy, were formed milliseconds after the Big Bang, but when one lives in the age of Trump one doesn’t consider such insignificant matters of trivial pursuit. That being said, and I must confess I was both amused and affirmed by your little space/time construct Mr. Greenberg, in broad terms the moral of the story is one that must be taken to heart and repeated, ad infinitum.
Timeline is way off, but still. . .
Brilliant!!!!
Aww…