On Donald Trump, Bitco David Tells It Like It Is
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McTurdle has already won. He used Trump to get Gorsuck. Whatever cycloptic Mongoloid they install to replace Kennedy, and whatever gun-toting Bible-thumpers they add afterward, are irrelevant.
The Court is already a 5-4 majority. This past week alone has proven that. Trump got his Muslim Ban passed. The Redneck baker doesn’t have to make Gay cakes, but the Red Hen has to serve that fat, droopy-eyed prevarcatrix Scary Fuckabee Slanders. And Republican Gerrymandering is not only legal, it’s Biblically sanctioned.
As usual, American voter, you’re too fuckin’ late. Now’s not the time to get all “edumacted” on the ways of the SCOTUS. You needed to give a shit about this, two years ago. But you were all obsessed over emails. You were running around talking about “private servers,” when most of you had no fuckin’ clue what a “private server” even is.
I have a private fuckin’ server. How come I ain’t doin’ hard time?
That pre-embalmed mummy IS gonna install at least one more trailer-trash judge before his last artery explodes in an embolism, but who cares? The fuckin’ thing is already slammed to the hard-Right. They might as well just go ahead and change the name from “Supreme Court of the United States,” to “Trump’s God, Guns, and Race-hatred Department.”
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Apparently, our Mr. Pruitt was confronted by an irate woman while eating lunch at our expense in a DC restaurant. Since it was a citizen bystander and not management, I don’t think he can do much about it, but I approve of making life as miserable for that crooked son of a bitch. He deserves a chorus to follow him around wherever he goes.
But Mongoloid? Hoo boy, you’re gonna get letters and what do people with Downs Syndrome have to do with crooks and liars?
Bugs Bunny used to say, “What a maroon.” It stuck with me, and I used it ever since. One day, a reader informed me that there is an actual cultural group called Maroons. Mongoloid has been a term indicating an intellectual level that makes a moron look smart. I’ve used it for decades. I never had any idea that it is somehow linked to Down Syndrome.
It’s becoming harder and harder, every day, to be an offensive writer.
So, my apologies to Mongoloids, everywhere.
Hahahahaha! The “FART” Act! That’s even better than “Space Farce.”
Meanwhile today, he is going on about the world laughing at us before he introduces the Fair and Reciprocal Tarriff Act (FART). The Onion is going to have to go out of business very soon.
Another “fart.” What’s up with Trump and “fart” anyway? 🙂
I do not know Mike but this act apparently came out of the WH so I am just throwing up a guess here and saying someone in there is trolling him with these names.
LOL. And he’s too stupid to realize it.
McTurdle? Gorsuck?? Cycloptic mongoloid????
Magnificent!
I may go and buy Bitcoins in honor of half of you 😜
Glad to be able to send you off to the coal mine with a smile on your face.
Ha! David this is brilliant. Thanks for the Monday laugh.