Megyn Kelly Doesn’t Care About You

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MEGYN KELLY TODAY — Pictured: Megyn Kelly — (Photo by: Peter Kramer/NBC)

by Joe Hagstrom

When NBC hired Ms. Kelly my first thought upon hearing the news was who cares? The fact is, while her show may have got good ratings for a political show spouting right-wing nonsense on Fox, a rerun of Big Bang Theory probably had ten times the viewers her show did. Perhaps NBC thought she would bring an army of loons to their network. Apparently, that didn’t work. But they did get the drama that surrounds celebrities that spew out crap that’s only purpose is to offend those of reasonable thought while bringing joy to those that don’t like brown people and have twisted the teachings of Christ to fit their mindsets.

Poor NBC paid a lot of money to Ms. Kelly and pretty much got nothing in return for its investment. She really is not a likable person despite NBC’s efforts to make her seem caring and likable.

Ms. Kelly said she hated Michelle Obama. Her and Rosalyn Carter were the two most likable First Ladies of my lifetime. NBC hired her anyway. Then NBC tried to give her a morning show where she could interview people with sad stories and appear caring and likable. The crowds just didn’t tune in.

The reasonable people weren’t swayed by her reformation as a person that gave a damn about a sick person or a Veteran with mental health issues. The right-wing loons weren’t going to watch her pretend to care about people they didn’t care about. Especially since Fox and Friends were on and there was a good-looking woman on there that eagerly told them whatever crap they wanted to hear about Immigrants or Trump’s latest attacks on the press for telling the truth.

I suppose the big shots at Fox are happy with the situation poor Ms. Kelly finds herself in now. Not that she cares. She’s a millionaire several times over. But it gives the guys at Fox a good cautionary lesson to the rest of the attractive females there that if they leave Fox they will fail. Loyalty will be rewarded with a small but loyal viewership that will buy your books as well as the promise that if you are sexually harassed it will be by at least a decent looking executive and not a fat slob like Roger Ailes anymore.

In a kudo to kindness, they figure a fat ass slob like Trump hitting on the poor women is enough punishment for having a vagina. The new job requirement for Fox executives is they be able to see their own naughty bits without having to stand on a mirror. You’re welcome, ladies.

Don’t feel sorry for Ms. Kelly. She’ll be back at Fox soon enough. She will complain about political correctness and how if one is not Gay or a minority one doesn’t stand a chance in the mainstream media. Her 2.1 million Fox followers will laud her for bravery. For some reason, other news outlets will pay attention to her silliness. But the rest of us will be tuning into a football game or another rerun of Big Bang Theory.

And I’ve gone on far too long typing about this mental lightweight that hates a truly remarkable woman named Michelle Obama. Good day, my friends.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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Admin
5 years ago

I was shocked when Kelly was hired at NBC, but not surprised when she went after Jane Fonda, just like Trump goes after those he perceives as having insulted him. She’s a nasty piece of work and I’m glad she’s gone, even though I never once watched her show.

Joe Hagstrom
5 years ago

I figured the parts about a vagina and fox executive naughty bits would have been enough to sate the 14 people that read my articles Bill.

jess
5 years ago

Ms Kelly cares about Ms Kelly only. I actually forgot she was still on the tv machine till she got fired this week.

Bill Formby
5 years ago

Joe, is this really you? Good post but just a tad out of step with your normal sarcastic wit.

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