Mr. Trump: Tear Down This Statue
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There are several instances in the history of our great nation when a speech led to great stuff, whether it be the Gettysburg Address or FDR telling us the only thing we had to fear was fear itself.
Others come to mind but perhaps the two greatest were Ronald Reagan’s leading us to victory in the Cold War by saying “Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall!. The other of course was when Rocky Balboa finished off the evil Ivan Drago and the dirty Ruskies in the great movie Rocky IV.
This is President Trump’s watershed moment. The moment when he can truly achieve greatness and immortality. He can crush the not so great America and achieve greatness again with the simple act of tearing down the obsolete Statue of Liberty. I don’t know why we accepted it anyway seeing it was a gift from the French and we don’t like the French because all they do is drink wine and lose wars. The truth is, Republican truth anyway, is we would have won the Revolution without their help and Marquis De Lafayette was merely Thomas Jefferson’s drinking pal.
We Republicans are tired of poor and downtrodden people taking our jobs and adding to the welfare roles. According to the smart guys at Fox News, they bring leprosy and other diseases the Bible warned us that huddled masses bring to good Christian folk. I think there’s still a leper colony in Hawaii that we could send them to but the weather is too nice for them there and that would be a reward to them for huddling and massing and being poor and we can’t have that either.
The words to the song are “God Bless America.” Not bless Mexico or Guatemala or some other country President Trump has identified as a “shithole.” We need to stop inviting these people to our Country and make them pray for God to bless their countries.
So in all sincerity, I implore you Mr. President” Tear down this Statue of Liberty!
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Seems we’ve gone from Orwell to Steven King. I can well imagine the Trumpen kriegers blowing up the statue and the fat bastard using it as his Reichstag fire.
Never underestimate the power of lies. The truth is what it is, but lies are custom tailored to fit you and make you feel good about yourself.
He became presidential with the pussy grabbing speech, it is right up there with what have you done for me lately country or something something Pearl harbor being bombed by Germany, oh wait wrong movie. Never mind, where have you been joe?
I’m a busy guy with me and Sarah Palin reducing government and cutting taxes and regulations and all Jess.
At the rate the fat bastard is going he might as well tear down the Statue of Liberty, especially if you’re Hispanic or Mexican.
Joe, I don’t know how such a good Republican can have such a great sense of humor about a humorless subject. Laughed all through it and felt guilty about it. LOL
LOL! I’m almost ashamed to laugh at such a serious subject after all, but fuck, I can’t help it. Love your stuff, Joe.
You all flatter me. I am both proud and humble. Just like George W. Bush.
Joe, is definitely at the top of his game with this one. A perfectly frightening tale for Halloween.
HaHaHaHa! Joe this is great! Oddly frightening and funny at the same time. Bloody brilliant!
Alfred Hitchcock could have written this script. George Orwell could have written this book. Oh, wait…
Yes, taken it down. As soon a the Bloatus finds a reason to send troops to the Canadian border, we will be closed for business!
And he will, no doubt, find a reason, eventually.
True dat Sister. The idiot Trump thinks it will stop the mythical hordes of Canadians coming here for their health care.