It’s Trump’s Party and He’ll Cry if He Wants To

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French President Emmanuel Macron delivers his speech in the rain as he attends a commemoration ceremony for Armistice Day. Pic from Stuff.co.nz

by Joe Hagstrom

Being immune to the hypocrisy of my beloved Republican Party, I can, without any sense of foolishness, be outraged at the rude and disrespectful shunning my beloved President Trump received at the hands of all the effete European rulers in France this weekend.

The picture of the mean bully President Macron of France and the equally mean, ball busting bully, Mrs. Merkel of Germany whispering nasties about President Trump as he looked on in dismay and sadness made me want to cry. How dare they disrespect as fine a man as our President. A man who has done nothing but shower them with kindness and encouragement.

The nasty bully Macron even made a speech deriding my President’s patriotic nationalism. I guess that’s what he was doing anyway. He was probably saying it in French which is a further insult after all Trump has done for France what with clapping enthusiastically at their military parade.

It was heartening to see President Putin show up at an event. The happiness was aglow all over Trump’s face when he saw his friend. A friend who has showered Trump with respect and other stuff from what I’ve heard.

Perhaps one day these European meanies will learn some respect from a man who consistently respects all. Even those who disagree with him like CNN’s Jim Acosta whom Trump had banned from the White House for his own protection. It was an act of love according to sources familiar with the incident. I for one am proud of the quick and bold action to save a reporter from his own fakeness, and I am also proud President Trump had the good sense to stay out of the rain.

As my friends on Fox News will point out after they’ve read my latest article, dead Heroes can wait for good weather.

If a bunch of European meanies wants to stand out in the rain and catch their death then forget about them.

Dead heroes want leaders that don’t catch pneumonia.

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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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5 years ago

[…]   From Joe Hagstrom at MadMikesAmerica: […]

Cheryl55
5 years ago

Leslie Gore will love that you remembered her when writing your headline Joe 🙂

jess
Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
5 years ago

🙂 He just likes me better that’s all, don’t be a hater Joe it’s not becoming.

jess
5 years ago

Trump can go fuck himself Stan Lee has died and that is WAY more significant to the human race than a shit stain like dolt 45 will ever hope to be.

Reply to  jess
5 years ago

My son’s turtle died last week, and I think that is WAY more significant to the human race than a shit stain like dolt 45.

Ron Reed
5 years ago

That bag of bilious bullshit sat in his room at the US Ambassador’s quarters and watched it rain, upset that he didn’t get a military parade.

jess
5 years ago

I have only three words. Thoughts and prayers.

Admin
5 years ago

LOL! Joe, you are so right, when describing Trump’s reaction to seeing his best pal Putin. Before the Russian boss showed up the Trumper was grouchy and whining about not getting Fox News in France.

jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
5 years ago

I think he should smile more maybe people will like him more. Oh wait, that just works when it’s said to women doesn’t it wtf am I thinking these days my head is all over the place. It’s because I’m a woman isn’t it 😉

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