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Tomi Lahren is famous. She’s on Fox every other day, and she’s been on every other teevee outlet at least once. People pay her for spouting her unique brand of vile hatefulness.
But, I’ve been writing hard about Trump for several years now, and my own fuckin’ mother has never even heard of me. Jack thinks I’m famous, but he also thinks I’m the world’s greatest chef.
So, the Lahren family gets together for the “over the hills and through the woods” Norman Rockwell holiday. There’s Obersturmbahnfuhrer Uncle Ned. And The Grand Dragon, himself, brother Bud. The “Colluhed gal” cooked up the Turkey, and to show their appreciation, the fam allows her an extra piece of toast.
Father Lahren tinks his glass and says, “Whutch’all thankful fer, t’day?”
Tomi barks up, “Daddiekins, I’m thankful the blessed and holy Lord Trump has gassed little brown rugrats, today. Nits make lice, y’know?” She finishes her little soliloquy with “Ahm so Pro-life.”