Tomi Lahren: Watching Migrants Get Tear-Gassed Highlight of her Thanksgiving
Those doosh-begs on Fox keep saying it’s pepper spray. Everybody knows that police and military pepper spray is orange. It’s also strong enough to subdue – and burn – a grown man. Nothing to spray kids with. But, this isn’t pepper spray. It’s CS type Tear Gas. It can be lethal to small children, and even to adults in an enclosed area.
Tomi Lahren is famous. She’s on Fox every other day, and she’s been on every other teevee outlet at least once. People pay her for spouting her unique brand of vile hatefulness.
But, I’ve been writing hard about Trump for several years now, and my own fuckin’ mother has never even heard of me. Jack thinks I’m famous, but he also thinks I’m the world’s greatest chef.
So, the Lahren family gets together for the “over the hills and through the woods” Norman Rockwell holiday. There’s Obersturmbahnfuhrer Uncle Ned. And The Grand Dragon, himself, brother Bud. The “Colluhed gal” cooked up the Turkey, and to show their appreciation, the fam allows her an extra piece of toast.
Father Lahren tinks his glass and says, “Whutch’all thankful fer, t’day?”
Tomi barks up, “Daddiekins, I’m thankful the blessed and holy Lord Trump has gassed little brown rugrats, today. Nits make lice, y’know?” She finishes her little soliloquy with “Ahm so Pro-life.”
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[…] Lahren writes that images of migrant children choking on tear gas at the order of my President was the highlight of her Thanksgiving weekend. Nice. […]
Somebody told me the other day that Sinclair Lewis’ It can’t Happen Here is flying off the shelves. Give that man the Nobel prize!
Just finished a book set during the Spanish Inquisition, so forgive me if I’m a bit cynical about the religion of love bullshit, but not only can it happen here, it was inevitable.
You are most certainly forgiven.
Well she seems nice, spreading that Christian love around.
Fooking coont!!!!!!!!!
I had tear gas and I have had pepper spray. Pepper spray does not come out in a fog, tear gas does. What I saw was tear gas. If I had to choose my poison it would be tear gas because it goes away quicker. Pepper spray sticks to you. If you get it on your hands then rub your eyes, it perpetuates the burning.
It absolutely was tear gas, although Trump said it was just a “weak” tear gas, which is BS, because there’s only one type used by police and military. He lied again.