Mike Pence Is Bat Crap Crazy Like A Fox
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In all my time as a staunch Republican I never once heard any of my crowd say that Mike Pence was smart and savvy. Of course, he always spouted the same line of right-wing nonsense that hundreds of thousands of bloggers spout every day on the web. He avoids facts like the plague. Not that we Republicans believe in the plague mind you. Just another liberal conspiracy like climate change and the Holocaust according to our talking points.
While Mike made it to the governorship of Indiana may seem like a great political accomplishment, remember that Indiana also elected the notoriously ignorant Dan Quayle so a Republican winning an election in Indiana is no great feat.
Mike had a foray or two into the Presidential primaries but was eliminated early. Even we Republicans know that on a national level too much right-wing nonsense can be costly. But we do appreciate obedience and Mike Pence certainly is obedient to the RNC, NRA and other stuff with initials. And Mike used this obedience and blind devotion to whatever bullshit Republicans wanted into the Vice Presidency of the United States.
And his secret plan for power may soon result in his becoming the next President. This should scare the hell out of President Trump. Not that he’s going to be impeached, but that Pence isn’t as stupid as everyone thought he was.
Pence’s chief of staff, a guy named Ayres, just turned down Trump’s offer to be his chief of staff. Old news I know. It is a good example of the stupidity of Trump though. Offering a guy a job before you know he’s going to take it. You don’t do that in Washington DC. But the real news is his refusal was most likely part of a larger plan to weaken Trump in the eyes of the Republican Senators that will vote on his impeachment. And that Pence is smart enough to manage a feat like this, weakening and embarrassing Trump, he is no doubt smart enough to know that if he wants to run and win the Presidency there is no way he can pardon Trump for Trump’s crimes should he be indicted.
It’s actually in Pence’s interest that Trump is indicted so Pence can show everyone how tough on crime he is. Pence knows Gerald Ford’s pardon of Nixon played a major role in his loss to Jimmy Carter in 1976. Pence won’t make that mistake. If Trump is smart he’ll stop worrying about firing Mueller or Rosenstein and Fire Mike Pence before the ax falls on him and his family. But the fact is Trump isn’t that smart. His trust in Mike Pence is another piece of evidence that proves it. Or should I say, President-Elect Pence?
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This is like deciding which pile of shit, Trump or Pence, is smellier.
He can’t fire Pence though he was elected alongside dolt45. Infighting is funny. Pence is a bigger threat than dolt 45 ever was because of his Talibangelical desires.
WTF is Talibangelical when it’s at home? No idea but it scares the shit out of me without knowing!!!!
It is the American, happy clapping version of the Taliban mixed in with evangelical buybull thumpers that want the rest of us living in a theocracy. You know how I like to use the least amount of words possible, saying that the American right wing Xians are like the Taliban is too many words so Talibangelicals it is 🙂
I’m not sure he’s a bigger threat. Just because he blows Jesus doesn’t mean he can force everyone else to do so. I still consider Trump the most dangerous, as well as the most embarrassing.
Oh my gaydar goes off the hook up to 11 and pinging when I see him, Pence I mean, seriously I know he’s doing it on the down low and keeping it hidden because he thinks it’s a dirty thing so that whole blowing Jesus thing could be a thing.
Hard to say which one is worse. They appeal to the same group of nuts and idiots. Trump stirs em up better.
Pence poses a huge threat to the US, but I still think he’s safer than Trump, Jesus and all.
At yesterday’s mind-blowing meeting between Trump and Pelosi/Schumer, Pence sat there, silent, like a vulture, waiting, deciding on who to eat first. Scary guy.