Gaytriots, Female Orgasms, Evolution and Other Liberal Myths
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Hearing of the Supreme Court’s ruling upholding our great President’s ban on transgender weirdos in our manly military was music to the ears of Jesus loving Republicans everywhere. Nothing makes our enemies bolder than a Navy Seal in a dress.
This great ruling by the Christian males on the Supreme Court is a grand example of God’s hand guiding evolution. In this case the evolution of the Republican Party. The original conservative, Barry Goldwater, had no problem with sexual deviates serving in the military if they could shoot straight. Fortunately God sent us Ronald Reagan and now the fine example of Christianity, Donald Trump to free our nation’s military of weirdos.
Some may be fooled by the transgender and other abominations of God’s creation into thinking these people are Gaytriots for serving in the military. We who are enlightened by God understand their service is for the most part to get government health insurance that will pay for their sex change operations.
Trump is actually doing these freaks a huge favor by kicking them out of the military. The males wanting to be females anyway since the female orgasm, as I’ve pointed out before, is simply a myth created by Gloria Steinem to sell the grocery store porno mag, Cosmopolitan. Trump is saving them from a life of sexual frustration, hopefully in a marriage between a man and a woman as the Bible demands.
The trans ban also serves a greater purpose. It’s a given that a good portion of our Nation doesn’t like these weirdos so it gives one pause when a deviant wants to serve in the military of a country that a big chunk of the population that doesn’t like them. Makes one distrust Native Americans as well. At least those of us enlightened by God and the legacy of Reagan and words of President Trump. The positive is at least Trump can count the weirdos as employed so his numbers look better.
There are a few good ones I suppose. Nothing better than a Gay proclaiming it’s a Republican cause they support low taxes and less government even though we Republicans are all for more regulation that regulates Gays. I guess it shows God’s grace can shine upon even sexual deviants. Now if we could get them to tell the truth about the myth of global warming we’d have something. But God works on His own schedule so if the Hebrews could wait 400 years to be released from bondage I suppose we Christian Americans can give Trump a few more weeks to free us of liberal lies.
On a side note, I love the irony that we God-loving Republicans believe that Jews were in bondage for 400 years because the Bible said so, but it’s so hard for many of us to accept the Holocaust even though we have actual pictures. But as we say, who you going to believe, you’re lying eyes, or Alex Jones? Another fine Christian whose never seen a female orgasms. At least not when he’s involved. Some people are saying that anyway. But we know that gullible liberals believe fake female orgasms are real, This explains why they think other fake things like climate change and evolution are real. Liberals believe anything.
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I’m reasonably sure you will get credit from St.Peter for your good hygiene Jess. When you meet a good Christian man to marry and serve he will appreciate your good cleaning habits also.
Don’t think I’ll do the marrying thing again Joe but I won’t say never. Done it once and it was nice but I don’t think it is a necessary thing if you are in a committed relationship anymore. Without going into any detail, I had a very personal reason for wanting to be married.
Once you accept your role as God’s and your male husband’s servant you will know true satisfaction Ms. Jess.
Well since my husband is dead I have no man I need answer to, so now what 😉 Since he’s been gone I can do whatever I want, I can see whomever I choose I can even eat my dinners at fancy restaurants and put my arms around any boy I see but nothing compares, nothing compares to you Joe NOTHING 😉 Plus true satisfaction can also be found in a really good, hand held shower attachment..jus sayin is all.
LOL LOL! Love those handheld shower attachments. Did you know they work quite well between the folds Jess?
You are going to hell for that dirty thinking. No worries, I’ll be the door greeter with the HOA pamphlet on all the goings on, like at a Lutheran gathering but minus the jello and bland potato salads.
The places I could take this reply are endless on the female orgasm but I am being good Jess right now. There are still some things being worked through lower courts that are okayed by SCOTUS so all is not lost yet for the trans community.