Many Women Have Bigger Balls Than Donald Trump
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Most members of my sex learn in high school not to brag about the size of our naughty bits. Not one person I’ve ever known has pulled down his trousers to prove it. But some young men develop personalities that force them to continue the lie of an enormous, female satisfying penis.
My good friend President Trump, although in his 70’s, still suffers the same affliction of teenage boys in that he has to boast of a big weenie even though he isn’t going to whip it out to prove it. Unless he whips it out for a porn star or a woman of low self-esteem who thinks screwing him is an accomplishment.
For most of the women it seemed more like a bad chore they couldn’t get out of. That’s kind of how Stormy Daniels described sex with Trump and her being a sexually experienced porn star I would have to acknowledge her as an expert on sex with dirty old narcissists.
Trump never learned his lesson about naughty bit inflating seeing as how he and the self-important clown Marco Rubio got into a tiff over who had a big dick during the Republican primaries. I did bring me back to my high schools days but thankfully, just as back then, neither of them whipped it out to prove their penile mass.
It did get me to thinking about how we think about balls though. Not the literal kind as being a practicing heterosexual I really don’t think about them, but the figurative kind. And from all I’ve seen there a lot of woman who have way bigger balls the President Trump.
Say what you want but Hillary Clinton’s balls were like grapefruits compared to Trumps. She endured far more abuse than any woman in politics ever and she never gave up. Won the popular vote by over three million votes. But apparently big balls can only carry a woman so far. Around 80,000 people spread over three states gave Trump the Electoral College victory so maybe their balls weren’t evolved enough to vote for a woman with big balls. People like that appreciate woman with no balls. That explains why there are some women that get elected as Republicans.
Most are obedient and understand their place and do as the old white guys running things tell them. A few claim independence or moderation, whatever, but Senator Collins will vote however she’s told by Mitch McConnell. She has no balls.
Some of the right-wing loon women have a reputation for balls that’s spread by right-wing loons. Ann Coulter is a grand example of a woman claiming big balls but the reality is she is nothing but a balless mouthpiece whose job is to tell whatever lies the old white guys need told. She is well compensated for her lies. Makes one feel bad for Sarah Huckabee, although she makes around $180,000 a year or so, that’s nothing compared to Ann Coulter’s wages. But the fact is Ann doesn’t have to deal with the aftermath should any of her nonsense come to fruition.
Poor Trump has to as is currently happening with the wall fiasco but he doesn’t care since nothing is shut down for him. But this is another example or Trump’s wanting in the ball department. A woman with no balls tells him what to do and Trump doesn’t have the balls to not do it.
The real leader in the ball department is of Nancy Pelosi. She shut down all the Pelosi haters and became Speaker of the House again. Now she’s dangling her balls in Trump’s face over the shutdown. And large balls they are. She just ball smacked him over the State of the Union address. Nancy’s balls are growing as Trump’s continue to shrivel. Plus, it’s Nancy that’s holding her coalition together despite a lot of balless Dems that think capitulation to blackmail is sound government.
Unfortunately Republicans believe in capitulation to their leaders so the shutdown could last the rest of Trump’s term. But before one thinks Mitch McConnell has big balls one must remember Mitch’s state would vote for Hitler if he had the R by his name on the ballot. Mitch is in no danger of losing his seat. And seeing as how his wealth has increased exponentially since he became a Senator, he doesn’t have to worry about paying his bills cause his paycheck was cut off. Funny how nobody wants to investigate how guys like Mitch and Roy Blount of Missouri git so rich while in the Senate since before then they weren’t fabulously wealthy. Maybe Trump’s new attorney general will have the balls to look into that.
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I know I have a bigger set than old dolt 45 and mine haven’t even dropped yet 😉 Prolly coz I don’t really have the body parts.
Surprised the bodyguard hasn’t wrote a book. Of course being a male he probably got a way bigger payout than Stormy. Not a bad gig if one can get it.The bodyguard is a hero to men everywhere.
LOL! He is! I admire him 🙂
I hate to play shrink, but His kind of arrogance suggests a feeling of inferiority. It’s been suggested that Hitler was equally lacking. Of course it’s more than that. He had to worry about living up to daddy’s earning power and Forrest Gump’s academic aptitude. It’s apparently been revealed that Donny stumbled on Marla in flagrante with her bodyguard and that has to have shriveled the old self-esteem even further than all those failed and fraudulent businesses and bankruptcies..
I hadn’t heard about the Marla thing! I love it and wonder where that bodyguard is now 🙂
He likely has a little penis, which is probably meaningless, but he also has a little brain. All of us suffer because of that.
There’s not a lot of biology behind the idea that genital size relates to much of anything and certainly not in terms of character. Gorillas are apparently endowed at the same level as 5 year old boys and Sheep are really gigantic.
Gonads notwithstanding I see the GOP as bullies and bullies as cowards; codpieces stuffed with straw.