Democrats Will Only Be Able to Run Eunuchs and Vestal Virgins Soon
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Years ago I advised a potential office seeker to run as a Republican, In my district that’s pretty much all one has to do to win an election. But getting elected wasn’t the best part. Getting away with naughty behavior because of one’s being a Republican is the best part.
Those poor Democrats in Virginia. It seems no matter what scandal surrounds these guys. Democrats everywhere it seems. And if these is nothing to scandalize relax since we Republicans and our good friends at Fox News and the National Enquirer will come up with one for them.
The sissy Democrats just can’t control your message and the people who deliver it. It doesn’t matter if Al Sharpton is correct. As far as we Republicans are concerned a little blackface is just good old-fashioned humor. What Kirsten Gillibrand calls rape we call just boys having a little fun. She probably wanted it anyway. At least have her naughty bit grabbed.
But these Democrats have to be outraged and demand resignations and bleeding from whatever. It’s great that we Republicans can sit back and watch the Democrats implode. You’d think they’d learn to not eat their own. or if they are going to eat them at least do a better job vetting their candidates. Something we Republicans don’t have to worry about. We have the Heritage Foundation to tell us for whom to vote. And the Heritage Foundation doesn’t have to worry that we Republicans will judge their picks and demand they resign for any little thing. We rally around them.
I suppose Democrats could do a better job of training their women to be quiet. That damn Ocasio- Cortez gal needs to shut the hell up for sure. I know me and all my fellow Republicans are fed up with her speaking the truth.
That damn Elizabeth Warren needs to hush her mouth also. I don’t know who she thinks she is demanding consumers be protected and rich people pay more taxes than poor people. Damn uppity women.
If Democrats were smart the only broads they’d run for office were Nuns that took a vow of silence. And the only guys they’d run would be eunuchs. That worked for China a few thousand years ago. They never had any sex scandals. As an added bonus the women that worked in the same office as the eunuchs never complained about the seat on the chamber pot being left up either.
Our women don’t complain. At most they speak in vague generalities and do as they’re told. Well done Susan Collins. Soon President Trump will have another ultra pro-life Heritage Foundation approved Supreme Court Justice for you to vote for. We know we can count on you. Just as we can count on Democrat women to act like disobedient, ungrateful hags.
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For more information about eunuchs in the Bible—and a literal interpretation of Matthew 19:11–12—read the full Biblical Views column “Punch Thy Neighbor” by …
I just read the lady’s tweets. I didn’t know everyone would be outraged that pointing out Israels political support for so many in Congress would be that awful. The real downer for me is how grown ups in Congress are still “hurt” by hateful stuff. Pansies, all of them. Outrage is still in vogue. I need to sew an overcoat for Melania Trump with the phrase “I’m outraged. Are You?” A Muslim is mad over something to do with Israel. Who wouldda thunk?
And now there’s Rep. Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, perhaps someone else elected by the resurgence of “anti-Establishment” forces amongst the millennials and a desire for diversity for its own sake. She’s had the effect of uniting the diverse in opposition to her tired and hackneyed anti-Semitism. In terms of solidifying the Right in seeing the Left as a bunch of angry, vindictive Jacobins and parasites, she’s already a big success.
Who? Another unknown hard left nutter. Just what the dems need.