George Conway Is the Hater in Chief
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It has been a cause of great mental anguish for me that the unfounded attacks by the demagogue George Conway are rarely challenged by my conservative brethren. It’s a testament to the kind and gentle nature of our dear leader, President Trump, that his wife Kellyann is still employed. But our great President is well-known for his benevolent nature.
After all, look how long it took him to get rid of Omarosa and James Comey. He even kept the ridiculously ignorant Jeff Sessions on the payroll far longer than a person of less patience and purity of soul would have. Not to mention Rex Tillerson and his former Chief of Staff, General What’s his name, who both called the President a fucking moron.
President Trump even tolerates the backstabbing fool Lindsay Graham with the patience of the Dalai Lama. He even tolerates Vice President Pence’s fawning gay stares even though Trump is without doubt the most virile and masculine president in history.
So it’s up to me as the only true, loyal Republican left to come to the defense of my hero.
Walls work! They keep out the riff raff. The murders. The rapists. The drug dealers. And I suppose some good people but if they were good people they’d be entering places walled off legally. So they really aren’t good people. I know for a fact how good walls work since I’ve built several walls and not one evil doer yet has climbed over them.
Yet nasty, deluded and dishonest people like George Conway refuse to see the truth and would rather hurl insults and mean tweets at our glorious President. George Will is another traitor. Of course this guy has elevated Ronald Reagan to God like status even though real Republicans now hate Reagan for all the reasons Sarah Palin gave us a few years ago. And the deluded Reagan showed his ignorance when he demanded that Gorbachev tear down the Berlin Wall. Perhaps the most misguided statement ever made by a President. Trump tried to warn us back then, he even was a Democrat for a while in no small part due to his great foresight and knowledge of the greatness of great walls. In fact I think Trump’s favorite song is Pink Floyd’s “The Wall.”
That Trump is smarter than everyone is obvious. It’s simply envy that has made so many that should know better, especially those of the conservative ilk, attacking our genius President. It’s a fact that Bobby Fischer never once challenge President Trump to a game of chess, knowing he would be easily defeated and embarrassed. He settled for playing Boris Spassky instead so he could brag that he beat a real Russian and not lose to a puppet Russian.
The President has been a victim of fake news and misleading stories his entire life. “Grab them by the pussy” is perhaps the most infamous of these misleading fake news stories. President Trump has always been fond of cats. He was merely giving advice on how to woo women that own a cat. You grab her pussy and gently stroke it’s fur. Yet the fake media misrepresents this innocent advice to the lovelorn as some disgusting act. Shame on all the fakers.
Soon the Congress will be voting on whether or not to let Trump’s emergence declaration be valid. Fortunately good Republicans understand Trump’s love of pussies and will do their best to remain loved and vote to sustain this great declaration. The greatest declaration ever. Greater than The Declaration of Independence. So I suspect Mitt Romney and Susan Collins will be good pussies and vote with President Trump. And President Trump will give them a good fur stroking. Pussies love that. But the rest of those who call themselves conservatives that don’t fall in line, trump knows how to deal with naughty pussies as well. A good spanking. But some of them might like that. Some people are saying anyway.
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Married to that harpy, no wonder he’s hater in chief. Imagine waking up to that every day!
I’m pretty sure Kelly and George are in cahoots.
Ya know I wondered about that myself.
Can you imagine living in the Conway house? By all accounts, they apparently agree to disagree. Wow. I’ll take that if I ever get a wife, which, at my age, is unlikely.