Liberal Hypocrisy At It’s Finest

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by Joe Hagstrom

Hoping we all haven’t had enough of hearing about Virginian elected officials being racists and sex fiends, I submit yet another op/ed on the subject. And being a left leaning site, other than me of course, most readers will expect yet another liberal demanding resignations and that society as a whole do something about some damn thing or another. But to paraphrase the guy from Shakespeare, I come here not to praise those who find racism in everything, but to tell them to shut the hell up.

The same crowd calling for guys like Northam or Franken and the rest of these guys who I am certain truly regret their regrettable actions, demand we give second chances to convicted felons and restore their voting rights. So felons can help pick our leaders? We forgive and are proud to give them a second chance. I know I am. But I guess showing Black people how much one cares about them leads to left thinking people thinking like us unforgiving Republicans that think all Blacks except for maybe four of them anyway, should be treated with suspicion and jailed for sitting in a coffee shop and scaring people who think Blacks shouldn’t be sitting in coffee shops.

Not that we Republicans aren’t keeping an eye on Clarence Thomas and the few other Blacks that are with us. They better be if they know what’s good for them and America. So my Republican friends can relax. We can also rejoice at the silliness of the Democrats regarding this stuff. A couple of intellectuals or whatever they are, I think guest commentators are still referred to as strategists, anyway, these two idiots were on a morning show saying Republicans would benefit from the racist stuff the Governor of Virginia did. Like all the people who voted for him will suddenly vote Republican because of a racially insensitive and admittedly stupid thing a Democrat did 35 years ago.

Yeah dude. Us Republicans have always been the party of racial inclusion and equality. We love all religions too. That’s why Mormons vote Republican. They know we have their backs as long as they stay in Utah where they belong and their senators always vote the way they’re told and they keep they’re pamphlets and door knockers out of the Capital.

Of course Blacks will vote Republican. It is interesting that I, a Republican, gives Blacks credit for intelligence that their white liberal champions on morning news shows do. Vote Republican my Black friends. We Republicans will screw you at every opportunity by ridding our Nation of silly civil rights and voting rights laws. We’ll increase mandatory sentences which most of the time are more mandatory for Blacks. We’ll even see to it that school funding is spent mostly where it’s needed less than where more Blacks live.

It is sad that Virginia’s Lt. Governor, a Black Guy, is in trouble over sex stuff. From our Republican view it isn’t bad that this will ruin his career though. If it had ruined Bret Kavanaugh’s career that would have been sad. But if he were a Republican we’d help him get away with this stuff and he’d have a second chance. I guess the lesson here is if you want to get away with stuff, be a Republican. The true party of second chances.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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Glenn Geist
5 years ago

If you think that Republicans blame Democrats for the Klan, you may know the same people as I do. Really, I’ve heard that Democrats wearing white in the House were signalling their Klan membership and the Democrats are the true racists.

Admin
5 years ago

Odd that Northam is hanging on and the Lt. Governor is going to be forced to resign or be impeached.

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