Donald Trump: More Coward Than Bully

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by Gregory B. Gonzalez

Donald Trump is a coward in every sense of the word, not that I’m telling you anything new. He likes to come off like he’s the top cock of the walk, but in truth, he’s nothing more than a little prick. While John McCain was being tortured in Vietnam, bravely sacrificing himself to serve his country, Trump deferred the draft four times by claiming he had bone spurs. Personally, I think he was lacking a spine.

The only reason he can tout his ‘unparalleled’ strength and confidence is because he has surrounded himself with boot-lickers and enablers whom he has to pay to protect him. If they weren’t around, I guarantee you he would turn Trump Tower into one huge panic room. Pussy.

If I were a member of his Secret Service detail, I wouldn’t take a bullet for him. On the contrary, I’d probably ask his assassin if he wanted me to move out of the way so he could get a clear shot. When he was on the campaign trail at one of his rallies, he dived behind his podium so fast from a perceived threat that I’m surprised they actually caught it on camera.

Now the Tangerine Twatwaffle is threatening liberals like the little bitch he is. In an interview he gave to Breitbart, he said, “I can tell you I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump — I have the tough people, but they don’t play it tough — until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad.”

This is not a thinly-veiled threat; this is a straight up message of intimidation to the Democrats: “Better be nice to me or you’re gonna get hurt.” Who the Hell does this moron think he is, Tony Montana?

First of all, not every cop and soldier supports him. Of the ones that do, I’m sure that they don’t have enough IQ points to know any better, anyway. They’re the ones who only became cops and soldiers because of a sense of powerlessness in their lives to begin with. They’re not servants of the law, they’re nothing more than thugs and abusers of the positions they hold.

As for the bikers, really? You think anybody cares about the  opinions of a bunch of mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging sheep? I’m frankly surprised those losers can walk erect. They should have their own enclosure at the local zoo, right next to the gorilla cages.

It doesn’t take much to outsmart these idiots. You could do it by flicking a bic lighter in front of their faces as they look on in fascination at the flame. “Ooooh! Fire!” The only other thing that gets distracted by shiny objects are babies, and these handlebar-mustache wearing douchenozzles are almost as smart, pretty much as smart as the ass-clown they support.

The only thing Trump’s statement tells me is that he’s scared. He’s a scared little bully who’s afraid of having his vulnerability exposed to the world. That’s why he’s running for re-election in 2020- being president is the only way he can avoid criminal prosecution.

But that pretty much underscores how f*ing dumb he is- if he loses in 2020, does he honestly think he can just go back to being a businessman? He has shown his rampant toxicity to the world, and anyone who’d choose to deal with him would just be exposing their own.

If there’s one thing I don’t understand, it’s why people live in fear of getting a mean tweet from Trump. I’d be like, “Seriously? That’s the worst you can do to me? You’re like a whiny toddler who only knows five words and how to type!” Trump isn’t funny, and he’s not particularly clever. But Twitter is perfect for him in that only allows a certain number of characters to express your thoughts. Pretty much just like his intelligence.

I’m pretty sure he had to repeat the third grade more than once purely due to the fact that he likes to use the same combination of words over and over. If Trump’s Dad really had to bribe his son’s way into a good college, then all I can say is that it must have been in the high seven figures, because he’s a total moron.

I hate to say it, but I think I’m going to be one of the pessimists who thinks that Trump won’t give up the presidency if he loses in 2020. I mean, come on, he thinks that being president for life is a good thing, for crying out loud. Are you seriously gonna tell me he’s gonna go gently into that good night? Ten bucks says he’s gonna declare that the election was illegitimate and lock himself in the Lincoln bedroom.

It’s times like this that I wish my stroke had put me into a coma until January 2021. Good night, folks. Hugs and kisses.

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Gregory B. Gonzalez

Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!
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Glenn R. Geist
5 years ago

I enjoyed every bit of that rant! But not all “bikers” support Trump and that goes for the top executives at the Motor Company in Milwaukee. Trump screwed them after they licked his exhaust pipe. No hush money there either.

5 years ago

Gregory. Loved this.

Joe Hagstrom
Reply to  Gregory B. Gonzalez
5 years ago

My grand sense of empathy is what led me to ruin. But I do think one needs to understand his enemy to defeat him. Our attacks on the orange turd blossom, while entertaining, won’t do much to defeat him. At least the usual attacks. His base is solid and our rants are music to Trump’s ears. Just as a mean tweet from Cadet Bone Spurs should be music to the ears of anyone on the receiving end. My hope is once we decide on a nominee everyone puts their egos aside for one election cycle and unifies in opposition the shithead in chief. But I am pretty certain the left leaning pundits, of whom the best post here at MMA, you’re included Gregory, will end up posting about how they would have done this or that differently from our nominee. Then if our nominee unfortunately loses we have another army of pundits telling us why and the nominee should have listened to them. We only have one shot to rid America of the pestilence that is Trump. It has to be a landslide since he has a stacked Supreme Court. Arguing that someone isn’t centrist enough or left enough among ourselves only strengthens Trump’s hand. I admit guilt as well. My loathing of Kirsten Gllibrand is no secret. I’ll try to do better. The most important thing is to run a candidate that can beat hell out of Trump in the electoral college. If some of us have to suck it up and vote for someone that isn’t in lockstep with all our positions then that’s the way it is.

Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
5 years ago

Joe H. I absolutely agree with every word you just wrote. However, I think, that buried within his support base, are small pockets of people whose brains still function. I think some of them can be reached. Ranting may not be the approach – which will rule me out – but if enough of them can be made to see the light, that will help.

Tall Stacey
Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
5 years ago

“We only have one shot to rid America of the pestilence that is Trump.”

Actually, we have 2 shots. Before 2020 we have the option of the 25th amendment, section 4, if only we can convince the necessary ones to pursue that option. With any luck, the Mueller report might help.

In the meantime, we need to be vigilant, watching what is going on behind the curtain of distraction tRum waves. The EPA, Housing. education, interior, the fed, we are being raped on a wholesale basis while the ringmaster directs our attentions elsewhere.

Joe Hagstrom
5 years ago

Making fun of Trump’s deferrals is always good comedy but in reality we, on the left anyway, praise those who went to Canada or burned draft cars to get out of going to Vietnam. And those of us on the “right” don’t really care about that service stuff unless we have a Veteran running for something.
The bikers are mostly close to retirement factory workers that thanks to being Union members have the resources to buy Harleys. Then they hate unions and vote for Trump even though their lifetime of security was thanks to the Union.
I don’t question Trump’s political courage. He’s based his whole political life on appealing to haters and the ultra rich. A gamble that worked in 2016 with a huge thanks to Jim Comey. And as a bloc the haters have shown to be incredibly reliable to vote. Trump has shown deep insight into his support base and courageously stuck with the meme. It’s when a subordinate does something kind he gets pissed off and courageously fires them.

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