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Most of my fellow Republicans decry the thought of reparations to Blacks, Not that we have anything against government giving money to people. We just want it given to Republicans.
Farmers for the most part vote Republican. We give them plenty of money. Probably more per capita than any other group. That’s okay. It’s not socialism. It’s just repatriating hard-earned dollars to Republicans. Yay ethanol even though it costs more and uses more fuel to make than just pumping gasoline. But the refiners and oil companies need repatriating of dollars also. And they are mostly Republicans. It’s a good thing.
A bunch of companies are in the news today for not paying any federal taxes. The tax cuts must be working, For them anyway. And I have a strong feeling most of the CEO’s of these companies donated money and gave bigly support to President Trump. Good to see that companies that get tax breaks for the expense of moving operations overseas are getting some reparations in return. I mean repatriation. But God forbid any laid off employees get any reparations. There’s plenty of jobs now anyway. They’ll be fine. And soon we Republicans will have Obamacare completely dismantled so they won’t have to worry about the expense of health insurance forced down their throats by big brother. And this will promote more prayers which will lead to better health for poor people who don’t have health insurance. Yay Mike Pence. Now that’s a health care plan that is great.
I see the owner of the Chicago Cubs, Mr. Rickets, is going to do a bunch of work on Trump’s 2020 campaign. I think Mr. Rickets got a bunch of repatriation money for improvements to Wrigley Field and other stuff from the government. Mr. Rickets owns the Chicago Cubs. He’s also a billionaire. If anyone deserved some reparations it’s him. Especially after his team let Jake Arrieta go to sign that Korean pitcher to a multi multi million dollar contract and I think the guy has yet to even throw a strike. He has been on the disabled list. Which is good for the Cubs since he can’t get anybody out anyway. But this is just more proof billionaires make mistakes also. They need a break. Life is hard.
The bleeding hearts will bring up all the bad stuff that Blacks have suffered. The discrimination. Lynchings. Denial of opportunities. Whether it be jobs or educational or where they can live. All this may well be true. But that’s still better than a poor billionaire being on the hook for 100 million dollars to a pitcher that can’t pitch. Or a guy on Social Security disability that parades around in a MAGA hat demanding government keep it’s hands off Social Security and screaming against socialism to any poor soul within earshot.
As my good friend Sarah Sanders would point out if she were asked, Blacks got it pretty darn good. You can buy a house in their neighborhood cheap. There always seems to be a kind police officer around keeping an eye on them. Blacks are safer now more than ever. There is no ill will from we Republicans toward them. Some of our favorite people are Black. We Republicans love Uncle Remus and Uncle Tom. We really adore Aunt Jemima.
Clarence Thomas is a good one. There’s four. Proof that our being against reparations for Blacks is not a racial thing. We love reparations. And just as soon as the Blacks we don’t like start supporting Donald Trump and other great Americans we’ll be glad to repatriate money to them. The program is working well for the rich and the farmers and the corporations. So put on a MAGA hat, donate to the Trump reelection committee and we’ll show you the money.