England, Mental Health and a Naked Black Man

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by Neil Bamforth

As I drove to the top of our little close yesterday, on my way to get a few things from Sainsbury’s, a naked black man was dancing around in the middle of the road.

‘Well’, I thought, ‘You don’t see that everyday’.

He then wandered across the main road, almost getting run over twice but oblivious to the danger he was in, and sat cross legged on the opposite pavement as if meditating.

Several women walking by made various noises, from little screams to sort of gurgling sounds, and ran away.

Nobody stopped to see if they could help.

I called the police, but advised them that he lived nearby and had mental health issues. I suspected he had not taken his meds.

It happened a few years back. He came to our end of the close, stark naked with an uncut loaf of bread and a large carving knife. He wanted to feed the birds.

On that occasion, armed police arrived. I tried to explain that he wasn’t dangerous but they didn’t seem inclined to listen. In the event, his mother, a small bird like creature, arrived. She hit him on the head with her umbrella and ordered him home before the police could react and stop her approaching him.

He meekly complied, much to the amazement of the police.

I thought i’d better hang around, so I parked up and went over to him. He agreed to get dressed – which was a relief – and I chatted to him. He was talking gibberish, poor chap.

Three police cars arrived and six burly officers jumped out and told me to back away.

I told them he was harmless and just needed taking home to his mum, who would then give him his meds.

As the police shouted at me, he became more and more agitated so I said to the nearest police officer, “Either stop frightening him or fuck off. You aren’t helping”.

Rather than arrest me, he listened, told the other officers to move away and spoke quietly to the chap.

It was sorted.

Mental health is much talked about these days. It’s a pity nobody seems to be doing more than talking. People like my neighbour, and his mum, need practical help, not a bunch of politicians and ‘do gooders’ waffling on.

Just saying.

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Neil Bamforth

I am English first, British second and never ever European. I have supported Oldham Athletic FC for 50 years which has made me immune from depression. My taste buds have died due to too many red hot curries so I drink Kronenburg beer and milk - sometimes in the same glass. I have a wife, daughter, 9 cats and I like toast.
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Admin
4 years ago

You were contained? Wow. Now those officers received some excellent training indeed 😉

jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
4 years ago

I know right?

Neil Bamforth
4 years ago

Well, far as I’m concerned, I did the right thing… For once. There but for the grace of (deity of your choice) eh?

jess
4 years ago

Here in my little liberal paradise of CA we have crisis intervention teams after Brown signed it into law that certain law enforcement officers get field training in how to help mentally ill people, along with other first responders. Seems to work because I have been contained 😉

Admin
4 years ago

It takes resources, which begs the question, how does one obtain resources without politicians allocating funds and “do-gooders” pushing them to do so?

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