Here’s What My Republican Friends Said—What Did Yours Say?
After 9/11, a broken and scared nation rallied around its Chief Executive and passed the “Patriot Act.” This included turning airports into army bases, and making all of us strip down to our tightie-whities to get on a plane.
Here’s what my Republican friends said:
“I’m fine with it. I got nothing to hide. My country was attacked by filthy (Censored by Facebook), you goddamn (Censored by Facebook)! Don’t you love ‘Murka? I have friends who live in New Jersey! They could have died! But, the Baby-Jesus stepped in to save ’em, you fuckin’ (Censored by Facebook).”
When Dubya was ginning up the war machine for Iraq, I was against it. So was Natalie Maines.
Here’s what my Republican friends said:
“That loudmouth (Censored by Facebook) Democrat (Censored by Facebook) should shut up and sing. That man is our President. Those people attacked us. If you’re not wearing a flag pin and a yellow ribbon, you’re a goddamn (Censored by Facebook)traitor. I would gladly step up and help my great President fight against the heathen (Censored by Facebook)… but… (insert lame excuse, here.)”
In January of this year, America was again attacked, but this time by a mutated Single-Strand RNA virus with a lipid envelope and studded with 3-headed protein strings. They called it #TrumpVirus, named not after Patient Zero or the doctor who discovered it – as is the case with syndromic conditions – but rather, after the man who tweeted insanity while “meeyuns” died, in Nero-like fashion.
That same broken and scared nation reacted by following the advice of epidemiologists and virologists and enacted “Stay at Home orders.”
Here’s what my Republican friends said:
“The Nanny-State Democrats are trying to destroy our glorious economy to save Nancy Pelosi’s skin and install Sleepy Joe. You lazy (Censored by Facebook) don’t wanna work, you just want your 1200 bucks from the Government tit. I got 2 jerbs and I’m looking for a 3rd. Why? ‘Cause I love ‘Murka and I’m not a Lazy (Censored by Facebook) with TDS. That’s why. All you bastards live in your mama’s basement. I will be donating my $1200 to the Campaign to make St. Donald the Emperor of America fund. (Hasn’t gotten the check yet. Wait ’till his meth dealer shows up at the door.) In fact, I’m going out right now, on my Rascal Scooter, and without any stupid mask, to protest you (Censored by Facebook) Democrats. But, I gotta get a little crunked up first.”
I was sentenced to 24 hours in FB jail because I somehow violated their community standards with this post.
Check it out: Facebook Sent Me To Jail For An Article I Shared
In case you missed it: Here’s What Trump Said In January
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I just reposted it to Facebook, telling all concerned that you were kicked of FB for 24 hours
Much appreciated.
So, I was suspended for 24 hours because I shared this to FB, like I share all of my articles. Just letting you know. Fucking Facebook.
I am with you Glenn.
No Republican is my friend unless he’s working to get this bastard out of office and into jail.
Hey Glenn: FYI, FB just jailed me for 24 hours for sharing this post. Unbelievable.