Trump Supporters: Dying To Get Together
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A grouping of crows is called a murder, a group of lions is called a pride, and a bunch of dolphins is called a pod. What would you call a gathering of Trump supporters? Under normal circumstances, I would say they’re a confederacy of dunces, but circumstances being what they are in the age of the coronavirus, I would say they’re more like a bag of dicks, wouldn’t you?
With casualties now topping 50,000 in the United States, I think it’s safe to say that this has gone from an epidemic to a pandemic, and now threatens to become a plague of biblical proportions. But are Trump and his legion of Walking Brain-Dead taking this seriously? Of course not. Shame on you for even thinking they would. If you wasted even one neuron wondering whether Trump and his cult of no personality would sit down, shut up, and let the experts handle this like any sane person would, then you’ve forgotten that the number 45 doesn’t just refer to Trump’s place in the line of Presidents, it’s also the collective IQ of him, his inner circle, and his supporters.
Speaking of his crowd of knuckle-dragging CRO-magnons, now they’ve been holding protests against the nationwide lockdown saying that the states are abridging them of their rights, mainly their right to publicly assemble and expose themselves to the coronavirus, thinking that it’s nothing more than a severe case of the flu that they can ‘magically’ recover from. Yeah, tell that to the thousands of corpses piling up in New York.
Let me speak so the cheap seats can hear me: THE CORONAVIRUS IS NOT A ‘BAD CASE OF THE FLU’, YOU BLOODY IDIOTS! IF YOU GET IT, YOU COULD DIE AND INFECT OTHER PEOPLE, M’KAY?
Granted, you might be asymptomatic, but that means nothing because even though you might not feel sick, you’ve basically become a walking bug factory that can infect your family, your friends, and total strangers depending on what you touch or the proximity of your bad breath. Even in the event that you do get sick and miraculously recover, there’s no guarantee that you couldn’t be re-infected. Beyond that, by infecting yourselves on purpose, you’re going to take up valuable space in the hospital that could be used to save someone else, preferably smarter than you.
In fact, I think the Trump-supporting protesters who end up getting COVID-19 should be separated from the other patients so the doctors and nurses can just say, “Fuck ’em, they’re on they’re on their own!” God knows I wouldn’t waste a ventilator on them.
Is sitting on your ass really that hard? There are twelve seasons of DUCK DYNASTY for you to catch up on for Christ’s sake! What’s the problem, did Pornhub suddenly run out of MILF porn? (Answer: They haven’t, I checked.) I know you think your rights are being taken away, but they’re not- you can still be as much of an asshole as you like, the fact that you were able to protest at all proves it unless you’re too stupid to realize it.
Nobody is nailing your doors shut, knocking on your cell door for bed check, or sodomizing you in a prison shower. All state governments are doing is asking you to stay home for your safety and the safety of others. Everybody is always ‘take, take, take’, but now it’s time for you to give something back. Sit your ass down and shut the Hell up.
Do you say you want to ‘live free or die’? Go right ahead. No skin off my teeth if it’s the latter. Let’s hear it for natural selection!
Look at the world around you, for crying out loud. The Coronavirus doesn’t care about your politics, it’s not a conspiracy to bring down Trump, and it’s not something that you can just blow off like a bad cold. It’s a wake-up call from Mother Nature telling us that we’re killing her.
I made a joke last week about Trump reaching the ‘Jim Jones’ tipping point, but suddenly, the joke has become a reality. Trump has suggested that injecting disinfectants might immunize us from the virus, and a few people are so fucking dumb as to have tried it. Look, I’m all for Darwinism doing its work, but for God’s sake, you don’t have to hand it a loaded pistol!
Just the other day, I saw a video of some blonde girl in her car, crying because she can’t go to the bar, hang out with her friends, and as she charmingly put it, ‘shake her ass’. From what I saw, she’s better off doing that at home and sparing us the trouble of puking our guts out in the bathroom urinal in disgust.
As far as the Evangelical bible-thumpers go who are whining because they can’t go to church, newsflash: God is all around you! You don’t need a church or one of these fake preachers for God to hear you. If He can hear a whispered prayer, you don’t need a phony megaphone dressed up as a place of worship. But if you must, take a page out of the Jehovah’s Witnesses playbook and have your service online through Zoom. Say what you want about them, but at least they know how to get creative in their worship of the Almighty!
Listen, I know it’s hard to believe at the moment, but eventually, life will go back to something resembling normal, but until then, we’ve all just got to put our lives in neutral. I know people need to work and want to party with their friends, but is that really worth the price of human life? Because I don’t think it is.
Trump and the rest of his GOP goons only want to open the country for their own selfish needs, not yours. The economy is the only thing Trump has to run on in his bid for re-election, and for that, he needs everybody to get back to get to work. He doesn’t care if you die or not. And in my opinion, if you’re willing to die for the sake of a buck, then your life ain’t worth much.
In case you missed it: Requiring People to Shelter in Place In Not Unconstitutional and Here’s Why
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Uh no. I don’t roll that way, although in these strange times I don’t roll at all 🤓 I am loving the scenes of 18th Century London though.
You just think that. BF had not seen The Witcher so we gathered round the hearth and I watched that again, with him this time and he goes you know J this Cavill dude, I go right. He told me I know I am straight and everything but this guy I would. I told him I get it, I’d be willing to also honey, I’d be willing also. I don’t think that’s the reply he was looking for at all 🙂
I wanted to love The Witcher, but couldn’t get through beyond the 4th episode or so. Not sure why, because I’m a huge fan of Mr. Cavill ever since I saw him as Jesus on Passion of the Christs.
I loved it so much I think I wore out the parts of my eyes blinking, where he was naked in bathtubs, I might have to look at those again to be certain my eyes still work 😉 I told my bf you know, you are built like him and this is part of my reason for dating your ass. He just laughed at me. I wasn’t lying, firefighters keep in good shape.
I am also feeling the stress of sheltering at home but understand the reasoning behind it and that makes a difference. I have come to a certain reconciliation which speaks to the company of dogs and the newly found pleasures of Penny Dreadful.
AYUP, Josh Hartnett naked gives you all the feels, well maybe not you but oh yeah.
Just so everyone knows Porn Hub still has all the porn, so does Red Tube and a few other places. Hope this helps everyone not just Greg. WHAT, like no other ladies watch porn here DO NOT JUDGE my life choices people. I am going crazy being stuck in also but my closets have never been more organised and when this lock down is done the room I shoved all the clothes in is getting a remodel. My kitchen floors FINALLY got that new hardwood laid down I had wanted done. I had been leaving it off after Kent died and now I finally got around to doing it. I have been teaching a few friends of mine bellydancing over the internet tooby things and we have been having a blast at that, messing up and laughing about it. I will stay safe along with the majority of my friends and I’ll let the people who want to drink bleach, drink bleach and stand in lines. We meet on Friday nights still over conference software and have drinks and conversations and smoke a few. Hanging out isn’t the same as in person but we’re still hanging out. I see 1 person on a regular basis when he isn’t working and that is all. I haven’t seen my best friend for weeks and I miss him terribly even though we talk on the phone. He won’t come see me because he homeschools a couple of kids in their home and he says he does not want me exposed to anything with my immune system, in case he is the one that gets me sick, he would feel guilty if it killed me. Told him I would make him feel the guilt also till I died and I would leave it in video form so he could look at it once in a while and be reminded when I am not here to tell him 🙂
Looking at the larger numbers we now have one in 5 dying when comparing people who got it to people who died. But look again and compare people who recovered to people who have died and it goes up to one in 3. The others are still sick. Since trumps winning was sliver thin in counties that had voting booths, his protesting supporters are helping him lose by killing themselves off. Now, if only the medical staff caring for them had adequate protection. Too bad the prolife people don’t see real people dying as an issue to care about.
The collective noun for a group of idiots “a thicket of idiots.”
“A thicket of idiots” works, although if one thinks back to 2016 a “basket of deplorables” comes to mind.
We could shorten it to a thidiot if you will. Makes for a lovely new word Tall Stacey.
The sentiments I see displayed by Trump Troopers: let the “weak” die so I can go bar hopping or the one saying “your health doesn’t affect my liberty” are beyond moral or ethical bankruptcy and are not supported by the law or the philosophy behind the law. They boil down to “me first and F you” which has been the whispered rationale of the “right” for some time. That is a virus we cannot survive. It’s the law of the jungle. It’s the killer of civilizations. Are we so civilized that we won’t stand up against evil? Do we die like sheep?
My best friend told me last night since all this started he has saved almost a thousand dollars not going out partying. He is rethinking his debauchery is what he said I swear those are the exact words, his debauchery and whoring around. I told him, that is going to last for five minutes after the first time Gavin Newsome tells everyone things in California can start to re open. Poor guy has stuck with the guy he has been dating for less than 6 months because “it’s easier kawaii**, than trying to find someone in this climate right now”
**Just means cutie in Japanese and my nickname since I was a little girl within my family circle. Funny story though, when my boyfriend heard my uncle call me this because he never uses my name always kawaii for me, he asked me why he referred to me as this when he called me “why is he calling you after an island in Hawaii”. My aunts just had a good laugh.
Good job Greg.